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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #855 on: May 14, 2014, 05:06:34 PM »
Quote from: Badger on May 13, 2014, 09:45:45 AM
I want to see how things play out with this UPS pickup.

UPS managed to pick it up at a not idiotic time of day. Everything's coming up Milhouse.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #856 on: May 15, 2014, 06:03:29 PM »
when people brake while they're merging into the highway.
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #857 on: May 15, 2014, 06:50:52 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 15, 2014, 06:03:29 PM
when people brake while they're merging into the highway.

"Better slow down so I can get into this 70 mph traffic"
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #858 on: May 16, 2014, 07:27:35 AM »
Motherfucking cunts that don't know what a motherfucking yield sign is. I almost got offed today by a queynte that thought yield sign really meant " I am too freaking stupid to stop and let oncoming traffic pass so freak it why not attempt to run him off the road." If I was a gun owner that queynte would have gotten a few holes in her.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #859 on: May 16, 2014, 07:51:54 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on May 16, 2014, 07:27:35 AM
Motherfucking cunts that don't know what a motherfucking yield sign is. I almost got offed today by a queynte that thought yield sign really meant " I am too freaking stupid to stop and let oncoming traffic pass so freak it why not attempt to run him off the road." If I was a gun owner that queynte would have gotten a few holes in her.

Is it irony that you didn't yield to that sign in the tailgate lot?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #860 on: May 16, 2014, 08:10:43 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on May 13, 2014, 04:09:28 PM
Yeah I shop with a couple of companies with very poor quality control, borderline retarded, which is more than made up for their great customer service.

Are you referring to that shoe company?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #861 on: May 16, 2014, 08:12:59 AM »
Quote from: Koz on May 16, 2014, 08:10:43 AM
Are you referring to that shoe company?

hahahaha!
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #862 on: May 16, 2014, 08:40:26 AM »
Quote from: Koz on May 16, 2014, 08:10:43 AM
Are you referring to that shoe company?

Allen Edmonds yes.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #863 on: May 25, 2014, 02:59:35 PM »
People that claim that the cure for every illness or disorder is ginger root, tea tree oil, coconut oil or some other "natural" cure.  I don't doubt that these things can help in some situations, but it seems like everyone wants to be a Native American medicine man these days.  Brain cancer? Rub some coconut oil on that excrement.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #864 on: May 25, 2014, 03:01:40 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on May 25, 2014, 02:59:35 PM
People that claim that the cure for every illness or disorder is ginger root, tea tree oil, coconut oil or some other "natural" cure.  I don't doubt that these things can help in some situations, but it seems like everyone wants to be a Native American medicine man these days.  Brain cancer? Rub some coconut oil on that excrement.

These people should be beaten.

Add in chiropractors, acupuncture,vegans, fruitatians, and all that other Narnia bullshit that people practice and swear by
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #865 on: May 25, 2014, 05:09:40 PM »
douchebag bros wearing bucket hats
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #866 on: May 25, 2014, 07:03:09 PM »
Quote from: dcm1602 on May 25, 2014, 03:01:40 PM
These people should be beaten.

Add in chiropractors, acupuncture,vegans, fruitatians, and all that other Narnia bullshit that people practice and swear by

Better add kosher and halal in there too.

Edit: and Catholics during Lent.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #867 on: May 26, 2014, 09:37:02 AM »
my iphone's battery life
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #868 on: May 26, 2014, 09:38:02 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 26, 2014, 09:37:02 AM
my iphone's battery life

hopefully you'll evolve soon and promote yourself to an Android.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #869 on: May 26, 2014, 09:41:11 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on May 26, 2014, 09:38:02 AM
hopefully you'll evolve soon and promote yourself to an Android.

I've just had this thing for so long it's slow and just drains battery. must be the only person still rolling with an iPhone 4

I own a samsung galaxy tablet and it really hasn't done enough to sway me over to the android side
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