Waiting for the delivery man to arrive with a package that you really, really want. Bitch, I know you left your depot at 9:32am because it says so on your website, and I know that your depot is about a mile and a half from my house because it also says so on your website. WHY DOES IT TAKE YOU ALMOST SIX freaking HOURS AND COUNTING TO BRING ME MY excrement, YOU LAZY jerk?