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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3360 on: August 21, 2015, 06:06:39 PM »
What about ethnic cleanses?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3361 on: August 21, 2015, 07:27:00 PM »
I used to make fun of my niece for being gluten free and called it part of the bullshit fad.  Then her migraines and constant malaise went away.  I'm thinking there's some middle ground there between celiac and bullshit, although I'm not convinced it's not something else in the wheat besides gluten that's doing it.

My younger brother is a Celiac (and has been eating GF for ~15 years), he used to eat GF stuff imported from Italy because there was a huge population of them in Italy even that long ago due to a heavily bread-based diet, apparently. I definitely think there's some validity to it though there are obviously a lot of people who just claim to be GF and have no idea what they're doing

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3362 on: August 21, 2015, 07:42:16 PM »
My younger brother is a Celiac (and has been eating GF for ~15 years), he used to eat GF stuff imported from Italy because there was a huge population of them in Italy even that long ago due to a heavily bread-based diet, apparently. I definitely think there's some validity to it though there are obviously a lot of people who just claim to be GF and have no idea what they're doing
Except you can actually prove someone has celiac disease.

Both a biopsy (gold standard) and blood test can show it.

Less than 1% of the population has celiac disease, but something like 39% of people have tried gluten free diets.

Anyone who thinks that gluten has some magical properties is a freaking idiot

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3363 on: August 24, 2015, 01:15:40 PM »
Waiting for the delivery man to arrive with a package that you really, really want. Bitch, I know you left your depot at 9:32am because it says so on your website, and I know that your depot is about a mile and a half from my house because it also says so on your website. WHY DOES IT TAKE YOU ALMOST SIX freaking HOURS AND COUNTING TO BRING ME MY excrement, YOU LAZY jerk?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3364 on: August 24, 2015, 01:16:56 PM »

Did she eat healthy beforehand or did she go gluten free and start being more health conscious at the same time?

She ate the same excrement but with different grains.  Quinoa and rice pasta instead of whole wheat and white, gluten free pizza crust, gluten free cookies, etc.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3365 on: August 24, 2015, 01:41:08 PM »
I feel great when I stay away from beer, wheat sugars, but that's probably because I'm just eating less.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3366 on: August 24, 2015, 01:59:45 PM »
Waiting for the delivery man to arrive with a package that you really, really want. Bitch, I know you left your depot at 9:32am because it says so on your website, and I know that your depot is about a mile and a half from my house because it also says so on your website. WHY DOES IT TAKE YOU ALMOST SIX freaking HOURS AND COUNTING TO BRING ME MY excrement, YOU LAZY jerk?

Calm down, your new blue jelly rooster will be there soon.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3367 on: August 24, 2015, 05:11:21 PM »
People who keep bringing up how summer is almost over etc. Nigga stfu and enjoy the nice weather.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3368 on: August 25, 2015, 06:00:04 AM »
People who keep bringing up how summer is almost over etc. Nigga stfu and enjoy the nice weather.

What's nigga stfu reveal on twitter? Bet it's pretty funny.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3369 on: August 25, 2015, 05:41:13 PM »
Those two wheel self balancing boards.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3370 on: August 25, 2015, 05:52:42 PM »
Those two wheel self balancing boards.

The last time I saw one of those it was a ridiculously stoned black guy in the supermarket. That was maybe a week ago

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3371 on: September 01, 2015, 07:14:34 PM »
People who are angry about some excrement that happened at the VMAs.

People who watch the VMAs.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3372 on: September 01, 2015, 07:35:40 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3373 on: September 01, 2015, 10:53:15 PM »
^ gimme dat grey derriere on her i'm so joking but it's amazing how its still shapely i need sleep.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3374 on: September 01, 2015, 10:54:38 PM »
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