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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3345 on: August 17, 2015, 11:16:45 AM »
Alternatively: Why am I attracted to women I don't think are pretty. I have no idea why I want to bang Maggie Gyllenhall and it's pissing me off.

I'm in the same boat.  It pisses me off every time I see her.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3346 on: August 17, 2015, 11:17:43 AM »
I've wanted to bang her ever since watching Secretary.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3347 on: August 17, 2015, 11:18:51 AM »
I've wanted to bang her ever since watching Secretary.

Ohhhhh.  That might be the reason.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3348 on: August 21, 2015, 08:51:38 AM »
People that are gluten free but have no idea why
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3349 on: August 21, 2015, 08:55:46 AM »
People that are gluten free but have no idea why

Because it has toxins!

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3350 on: August 21, 2015, 09:07:25 AM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3351 on: August 21, 2015, 09:13:40 AM »
FYP


I used to make fun of my niece for being gluten free and called it part of the bullshit fad.  Then her migraines and constant malaise went away.  I'm thinking there's some middle ground there between celiac and bullshit, although I'm not convinced it's not something else in the wheat besides gluten that's doing it.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3352 on: August 21, 2015, 09:25:49 AM »
People who don't turn off the keyboard sounds on their phone.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3353 on: August 21, 2015, 09:34:58 AM »
People who don't turn off the keyboard sounds on their phone.

Related: people who leave the sound on in public places/transportation while playing mindless games on their phone.
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« Reply #3354 on: August 21, 2015, 02:15:08 PM »
I used to make fun of my niece for being gluten free and called it part of the bullshit fad.  Then her migraines and constant malaise went away.  I'm thinking there's some middle ground there between celiac and bullshit, although I'm not convinced it's not something else in the wheat besides gluten that's doing it.

Did she eat healthy beforehand or did she go gluten free and start being more health conscious at the same time?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3355 on: August 21, 2015, 05:07:09 PM »
I used to make fun of my niece for being gluten free and called it part of the bullshit fad.  Then her migraines and constant malaise went away.  I'm thinking there's some middle ground there between celiac and bullshit, although I'm not convinced it's not something else in the wheat besides gluten that's doing it.

My sister did the same thing. I chalked it up to a placebo (nocebo?) effect.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3356 on: August 21, 2015, 05:25:54 PM »
I used to make fun of my niece for being gluten free and called it part of the bullshit fad.  Then her migraines and constant malaise went away.  I'm thinking there's some middle ground there between celiac and bullshit, although I'm not convinced it's not something else in the wheat besides gluten that's doing it.

It's possible.

Celiac is (fairly) rare clinically , so I react the same way you do when I hear the average person obsess over gluten.

Migraines are tricky though. There are certain trigger foods and many involve sulfites and histamines. 

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3357 on: August 21, 2015, 05:28:35 PM »
Greta Gerwig is not that attractive. 



Looks like a plain jane blonde white girl with a semi bloated face.

Wouldn't look twice


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3358 on: August 21, 2015, 05:44:56 PM »
People who do cleanses

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3359 on: August 21, 2015, 06:05:52 PM »

People who do cleanses

What about ethnic cleanses?