CHRISTMAS

[Johnny English]

There sure is a lot of Christmas spirit in here.

I'm full of Christmas spirit, I got so drunk I could barely see at a party last night and I'm looking forward immensely to spending two weeks watching movies and playing video games. What could be more Christmas spirit than that?

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Well it's all about booze.

Hahaha, very true.

I love the whole process.  Picking out presents, wrapping, all of it.  It's even better now with kids.  Mine did pretty well this year.  The PS4 was our family present that we got early.  My daughter got books, science stuff, a rainbow loom, and a basketball.  My son got a couple of Lego sets and Skylanders.  The best is watching them pick out presents for each other, though.  For my daughter, it meant a long process of finding just the right present for her brother.  For my son, it meant looking for the very first Harry Potter thing he could find to give her.

[ons]

Who wraps your presents for her?

She's training me to not be able to function at a basic level without her, I'm training her to get used to disappointment.

[guinness77]

She's training me to not be able to function at a basic level without her, I'm training her to get used to disappointment.

Sounds like you're ready to propose to her.

[guinness77]

I'm ready to go. It was actually easier than I thought.
Actually might have to help the wife with the kid's stuff, but I'm all done with her.

I'm jealous, JE, my only day off this week is Wednesday.

[Johnny English]

I'm ready to go. It was actually easier than I thought.
Actually might have to help the wife with the kid's stuff, but I'm all done with her.

I'm jealous, JE, my only day off this week is Wednesday.

After that I'm back at work for two weeks, and then going on holiday to Africa. I'm basically planning on not working again until February.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

After that I'm back at work for two weeks, and then going on holiday to Africa. I'm basically planning on not working again until February.

Good luck at the orphanage, bro.  You're a good man for adopting an African baby.

[Johnny English]

Good luck at the orphanage, bro.  You're a good man for adopting an African baby.

It was a no-brainer, have you seen how much child slaves cost over here?

[Tommy]

I've been checked out since I got my new assignment, so I don't mind coming into the office the rest of the month. Wouldr rather be in the office during the next week than at home with my parents anyway.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I've been checked out since I got my new assignment, so I don't mind coming into the office the rest of the month. Wouldr rather be in the office during the next week than at home with my parents anyway.

Such heartening Christmas spirit.

[MBGreen]

I've been checked out since I got my new assignment, so I don't mind coming into the office the rest of the month. Wouldr rather be in the office during the next week than at home with my parents anyway.

Someone needs a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Future.

[Badger]

[IATA]

I spoiled my female on our anniversary and couldn't think of excrement to get her for Christmas, so she got a bunch of kitchen crap from Walmart/Amazon. My kid is making out like a bandit, trains, toy tool benches, hot wheels and whatever other crap my woman got him.

We did most of the shopping on Amazon because freak the mall. I, like Tommy, paid the $5 per package ransom that Amazon charged so I wouldn't have to wrap. Anything I got at Walmart, the SIL wrapped it. She lives in my basement rent free, she can wrap my god damn gifts.

I just want it to be done with so I can get this freaking tree out of my house and burn it in the firepit out back already.

[MBGreen]

^ the prodigal son returns.

[IATA]