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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2013, 05:07:55 PM »
I hate wrapping the gifts. I'm not good at it at all. Other than that, I'm done, even the stocking stuffers and the liquor bottles for some of the people I work with. Balvenie 15 for the boss.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2013, 05:14:18 PM »
I'm physically incapable of wrapping a present at higher than a 3rd grade level. just a mess of tape and extra paper everywhere.

got my family shopping done on amazon and fanatics.com
also bought a ton of excrement for myself. Tis the season.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2013, 05:44:04 PM »
colorful paper, bows and ribbons must be pretty manly then

Bows and ribbons?  What the freak

I use newspaper.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2013, 06:10:06 PM »
Man, I outsource all of that present wrapping excrement to my girlfriend. She bought and wrapped numerous presents for both my parents and a few of my other relatives, I hardly even know what has my name attached to it. Easiest excrement imagineable and it looks like a goddam catalogue in my living room.

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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2013, 06:18:29 PM »
Man, I outsource all of that present wrapping excrement to my girlfriend. She bought and wrapped numerous presents for both my parents and a few of my other relatives, I hardly even know what has my name attached to it. Easiest excrement imagineable and it looks like a goddam catalogue in my living room.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2013, 06:49:32 PM »
Man, I outsource all of that present wrapping excrement to my girlfriend. She bought and wrapped numerous presents for both my parents and a few of my other relatives, I hardly even know what has my name attached to it. Easiest excrement imagineable and it looks like a goddam catalogue in my living room.

Who wraps your presents for her?

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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2013, 06:52:38 PM »
Who wraps your presents for her?
can you wrap a penis?

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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2013, 06:57:23 PM »
can you wrap a penis?

Was that a serious question?


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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2013, 07:02:44 PM »
Hehe.  Forgot about that.

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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2013, 07:39:15 PM »

I'm physically incapable of wrapping a present at higher than a 3rd grade level. just a mess of tape and extra paper everywhere.

got my family shopping done on amazon and fanatics.com
also bought a ton of excrement for myself. Tis the season.

All of this is true for me.

I started wrapping things for my fiancée when we first met in miserable fashion, so she expects no better.

For my dad's gift I've just picked different things to wrap his present in every year. It started with random themed wrapping paper, then newspaper, garbage bags, pictures of zebras, etc.



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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2013, 07:46:12 PM »
I used to wrap gifts in newspaper or aluminum foil but now my wife buys wrapping paper so I'm a little more domesticated.

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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2013, 07:47:29 PM »

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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2013, 10:21:23 AM »
2 more days until i head over to my cousin's house and drink his booze.  3 more days until the hangover.
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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2013, 11:39:48 AM »
There sure is a lot of Christmas spirit in here.

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Re: Christmas Stuff
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2013, 11:44:14 AM »
There sure is a lot of Christmas spirit in here.

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