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Air Freshener for the shitter
« on: May 18, 2015, 09:35:19 PM »
I've noticed that after taking a excrement, the flavor of Air Freshener utilized afterward either makes the stench smell worse or better. 

Here are the best and worst air freshener choices for my excrement clouds:



best:  Glade - Apple & Cinnamon


worst:  Febreeze - Meadows & Rain
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Re: Air Freshener for the washroom
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2015, 09:35:54 PM »
the freak is a washroom?  this is North America, mother fucker

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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2015, 09:36:45 PM »
the freak is a washroom?  this is North America, mother fucker



noted...and changed.
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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2015, 09:40:10 PM »
We have a Febreze plugin, I'm not crazy about it.

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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2015, 09:45:13 PM »
We have a Febreze plugin, I'm not crazy about it.

that's poor defense.
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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2015, 09:45:47 PM »
Holy crap. Go back to arguing with junc or something.

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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2015, 09:52:25 PM »
Holy crap. Go back to arguing with junc or something.

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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2015, 10:29:58 PM »
Apple Cinnamon ones usually make the bathroom smell like dog farts.

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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2015, 11:40:09 PM »
This site is freaking bizarre
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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2015, 06:11:36 AM »
I let it go as is.  Just turn on the fan.  If I'm not at my house, I'll courtesy flush.  Air freshener always makes it worse.

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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2015, 07:30:48 AM »
Don't ask why I know this but it was literally made just for threads like this. And it's a real thing

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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2015, 07:45:35 AM »
I let it go as is.  Just turn on the fan.  If I'm not at my house, I'll courtesy flush.  Air freshener always makes it worse.

try Apples & Cinnamon.
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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2015, 08:08:20 AM »
Why don't you assholes just freaking courtesy flush and not sit there and smell your own excrement like a dog. You guys sit there and smell your turds like smelling roses. freak each and everyone of you.
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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2015, 08:10:08 AM »
Why don't you assholes just freaking courtesy flush and not sit there and smell your own excrement like a dog. You guys sit there and smell your turds like smelling roses. freak each and everyone of you.

Febreez saved our lives in the Den of Sin.
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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2015, 08:12:00 AM »
Febreez saved our lives in the Den of Sin.

I bet you left a floater or three for your room mates.
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