Air Freshener for the shitter

[Pope]

I let all my shits accumulate in the toilet for a few days and flush once it stacks to the height of the toilet seat

[MBGreen]

I bet you left a floater or three for your room mates.

only for Bo, he likes surprises.

[Miamipuck]

only for Bo, he likes surprises.

Reminded him of his childhood back home in bumfuck wherever he grew up.

[bojanglesman]

Reminded him of his childhood back home in bumfuck wherever he grew up.

We dug a latrine in the backyard like civilized people.  We were classy.

[bojanglesman]

Why don't you assholes just freaking courtesy flush and not sit there and smell your own excrement like a dog. You guys sit there and smell your turds like smelling roses. freak each and everyone of you.

Most dogs don't sit there and smell their own excrement.  They prefer others' shits.

Funny story, my son is in a phase now where he just likes to jump over things.  Cracks in the cement, rocks, whatever.  He found one of my dog's turds in the front yard, and I swear he spent like 10 minutes jumping over it and laughing.  We might need to get him tested.

[Miamipuck]

We dug a latrine in the backyard like civilized people.  We were classy.

Oh my bad.

[Badger]

Why don't you assholes just freaking courtesy flush and not sit there and smell your own excrement like a dog. You guys sit there and smell your turds like smelling roses. freak each and everyone of you.

I don't want the toilet water to splash my butt.

[Tommy]

My shits smell awesome.

[Badger]

My shits smell awesome.

Sushi dumps smell like cat excrement.

[Fenwyr]

I can say one thing about my wife and myself, our excrement don't stink.

And yes, if your's does, air freshener just makes it worse.

[Derek Smalls]

Puck wins the thread.

[bojanglesman]

This stuff is magic.  Wife got it for me as a stocking stuffer/hint.  Nothing like it.  You actually spray it on the toilet water before you drop anchor.  It's chemtrails surround your derriere goblin and murder it's stink.

 



Proceed to stack logs as usual.

[Johnny English]

MB will be excited, he's still scarred by the derriere damage you did to the hotel room you shared in Poughkeepsie or whatever buttfucknowhere hovel it was you stayed in.

[sg3]

They need to spray that stuff over the entire White House starting next Friday afternoon.

The stench in that place will be unbelievably bad

[Tommy]

This stuff is magic.  Wife got it for me as a stocking stuffer/hint.  Nothing like it.  You actually spray it on the toilet water before you drop anchor.  It's chemtrails surround your derriere goblin and murder it's stink.

 



Proceed to stack logs as usual.

Need this stuff when girls come over. Nothing worse than getting a girl to your place, having to take a excrement, and her wanting to use the bathroom right before we head to the bedroom.