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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2017, 08:32:06 AM »
Need this stuff when girls come over. Nothing worse than getting a girl to your place, having to take a excrement, and her wanting to use the bathroom right before we head to the bedroom.

I'm not gonna lie, it's a strong citrus smell. But it doesn't smell bad.  The key is that it doesn't just smell like someone mixed crap and oranges.  It overtakes it.

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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2017, 09:01:33 AM »
Your wife is hilarious.  Solid stocking stuffer idea.
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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2021, 07:42:22 AM »
We have a new champion, gents.

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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2021, 10:06:22 AM »
We have a new champion, gents.


I like the extreme danger label. 

Thanks for digging this thread up, I don't even remember this one.

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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2021, 11:01:20 AM »
I like the extreme danger label. 

Thanks for digging this thread up, I don't even remember this one.
It literally smells like a tropical beach....I want to excrement all the time just for an excuse to use it
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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2021, 02:13:56 PM »
I'm a Linens & Sky guy

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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2021, 08:57:02 AM »
Took a rotten chud this morning.  Quite hearty from the steak and baked potato i ate for dinner last night.


But it was all worth it after a few spritzes of Bali Ocean Air.  *Ukulele playing in the background*
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Re: Air Freshener for the shitter
« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2021, 02:23:58 PM »
the trump dump answer: chloroquine = loss of smell
 

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