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Picked up a stripped
« on: March 19, 2015, 11:23:01 PM »
I picked up a stripped at private eyes we're going to a hotel I'll tell you guys about it later
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2015, 11:25:27 PM »

I picked up a stripped at private eyes we're going to a hotel I'll tell you guys about it later

Hahahahaha

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2015, 11:25:38 PM »
I picked up a stripped at private eyes we're going to a hotel I'll tell you guys about it later

hahaha
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2015, 11:44:32 PM »
I picked up a stripped at private eyes we're going to a hotel I'll tell you guys about it later

Hide your wallet man.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2015, 11:44:53 PM »
Photographic proof or you're lying.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2015, 01:18:17 AM »
I picked up a stripped at private eyes we're going to a hotel I'll tell you guys about it later

YES

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2015, 01:18:41 AM »
Tommy thought this thread was called Epic Fuq

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2015, 05:46:58 AM »
Tommy heard about Taco Bell and got confused.

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2015, 10:46:54 AM »
Badger:
did you get crabs?

Tommy:
oh man
so after a lap dance
we were chatting for a long time
and I told her how spontaneous I am blah blah
I was like, "I like to stay in hotel rooms in NY even though I have my own apt"
she didn't believe me
so I asked her to pick a name of a hotel
she said "St Regis"
and I went and booked it on my phone
like a fuckn idiot
$600
so I was like, ever stayed there?
I'm like let's go and order room service and hang out
so she leaves with me
we head there
order a bottle of champagne
I'm trashed
we start to fool around
couldn't get it up because I was so drunk
it was awful
she's like "I should get back my boyfriend blah blah"

Badger:
well
now you have to start a thread

Tommy:
I had a meeting this morning
so I set up a wakeup call
phone died so I had to hang arond the lobby for a while
it was awful
I had to drum up all my energy for th emeting
just ogt to the office
oh man
I don't have the energy to start a thread on my phone
and I can't log onto JO from here
I'll do it later

Badger:
i'll leave this chat open
for reference

Tommy:
just post the chat
freak it
ugh

Badger:
will do

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2015, 10:54:25 AM »
hahahaha
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2015, 10:59:52 AM »
So it was basically this:



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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2015, 11:05:37 AM »
This is freaking great!

Dropping $600 bucks plus room service is picking her up? Sounds like hiring a prostitute to me.

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2015, 11:09:30 AM »

This is freaking great!

Dropping $600 bucks plus room service is picking her up? Sounds like hiring a prostitute to me.

I'm still at my parents place until next week. The st Regis isn't even as nice as I thought
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2015, 11:13:27 AM »
I'm still at my parents place until next week. The st Regis isn't even as nice as I thought

Lol you're are freaking crazy, don't ever change.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2015, 11:17:24 AM »
This is fantastic. Thanks Tommy.

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