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guinness77

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2015, 11:18:48 AM »
I read that in reddit speak
 
-be tommy
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-at da club

Tommy, you are the gift that doesn't stop giving.
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Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2015, 11:19:06 AM »
Tommy in a nutshell:

Doesn't get why people on minimum wage complain about not being able to make ends meet...

...drops $600 on a hotel room for a stripper and doesn't even freak her.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2015, 11:19:46 AM »
P.S. The story is even better than I could have hoped for.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2015, 11:24:41 AM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on March 20, 2015, 11:19:06 AM
Tommy in a nutshell:

Doesn't get why people on minimum wage complain about not being able to make ends meet...

...drops $600 on a hotel room for a stripper and doesn't even freak her.

After taxes, that's like 80 hours of labor at the minimum wage.
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Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2015, 11:26:26 AM »
Quote from: Badger on March 20, 2015, 11:24:41 AM
After taxes, that's like 80 hours of labor at the minimum wage.

Sometimes when I inadvertently find myself reading a personalfinance thread, I'm amazed at how freaking down to the penny people get.  It's crazy.  We really need a freaking epidemic to thin the herd.
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Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2015, 11:26:58 AM »
Tommy sent me this picture taken of him the morning after:

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2015, 11:33:17 AM »
Amazing.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2015, 11:33:26 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on February 10, 2015, 04:44:20 PM
Ha. I've never actually picked up a stripper. I'm usually too fucked up by that point. Plus I never really tried to be honest.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2015, 11:34:03 AM »
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2015, 11:34:45 AM »
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2015, 11:35:23 AM »
I love it.  Don't worry Tommy.  For every fail story, there is a glorious win.  Somewhere down the line you'll get to bang a foreign supermodel for free one night.  I hope her rooster isn't took big.  I still ive vicariously through you since I am married.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2015, 11:36:44 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 20, 2015, 11:35:23 AM
I love it.  Don't worry Tommy.  For every fail story, there is a glorious win.  Somewhere down the line you'll get to bang a foreign supermodel for free one night.  I hope her rooster isn't took big.  I still ive vicariously through you since I am married.


I think our combined ids manifest in Tommy.
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Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2015, 11:48:22 AM »
At least Tommy's story is real.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2015, 11:50:10 AM »
I wouldn't believe Tommy is real except I've seen him. Or have I...?
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2015, 11:51:13 AM »
Quote from: guinness77 on March 20, 2015, 11:18:48 AM
I read that in reddit speak
 
-be tommy
-drunk as fuk
-at da club

Tommy, you are the gift that doesn't stop giving.

thats greentext /b/ format, get it right pleb
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