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Tommy

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2015, 12:16:59 PM »

Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on March 20, 2015, 11:19:06 AM
Tommy in a nutshell:

Doesn't get why people on minimum wage complain about not being able to make ends meet...

...drops $600 on a hotel room for a stripper and doesn't even freak her.

What's worse is that I was trying to nickel and dime my move. I could have used that 600 on a better tv
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IATA

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2015, 12:18:15 PM »
You are $600 lighter, but several STDs lighter, as well.
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Tommy

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2015, 12:21:18 PM »

Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 20, 2015, 11:34:03 AM
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

Hahaha I was actually thinking about last night. That's why I posted
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2015, 12:34:27 PM »
Tommy is our vickblows.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2015, 12:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 20, 2015, 12:16:59 PM
What's worse is that I was trying to nickel and dime my move. I could have used that 600 on a better tv

Spending $600 on a stripper is nickel and diming? What the hell is your idea of extravagant spending?
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Tommy

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2015, 12:42:48 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on March 20, 2015, 12:40:22 PM
Spending $600 on a stripper is nickel and diming? What the hell is your idea of extravagant spending?

I meant my move into a new apt. I've been figuring out ways to save on furniture etc.
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Fenwyr

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2015, 01:15:32 PM »
Quote from: Badger on March 20, 2015, 11:36:44 AM
I think our combined ids manifest in Tommy.

Quote from: bojanglesman on March 20, 2015, 11:50:10 AM
I wouldn't believe Tommy is real except I've seen him. Or have I...?

Both of these.  Great stuff Tommy.
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Fenwyr

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2015, 01:17:24 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 20, 2015, 12:42:48 PM
I meant my move into a new apt. I've been figuring out ways to save on furniture etc.

If it makes you feel any better, the only time I ever hired a girl, just to see what all the fuss was about, I couldn't finish the job.  Dropped about the same amount of cash, but it was anything goes room service.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2015, 01:29:34 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 20, 2015, 12:34:27 PM
Tommy is our vickblows.
Tommy ran a five minute mile this morning? After all that?
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2015, 01:30:08 PM »
Quote from: IATA on March 20, 2015, 11:51:13 AM
thats greentext /b/ format, get it right pleb
Hahaha. Sorry. I love those things.
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Badger

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2015, 01:30:37 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on March 20, 2015, 12:40:22 PM
Spending $600 on a stripper is nickel and diming? What the hell is your idea of extravagant spending?

Buying 20 shots for bojanglesman.
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Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2015, 01:39:02 PM »

Quote from: guinness77 on March 20, 2015, 01:29:34 PM
Tommy ran a five minute mile this morning? After all that?

Greatest post in this thread.
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Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2015, 01:39:33 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on March 20, 2015, 12:40:22 PM
Spending $600 on a stripper is nickel and diming? What the hell is your idea of extravagant spending?

Splitting the bill four ways for Puck's apps.
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Badger

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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #43 on: March 20, 2015, 01:43:55 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 20, 2015, 12:34:27 PM
Tommy is our vickblows.

VickBlows would have told us the stripper paid him $600 for his time.
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Re: Picked up a stripped
« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2015, 01:52:18 PM »
Quote from: Badger on March 20, 2015, 01:43:55 PM
VickBlows would have told us the stripper paid him $600 for his time.

No he would have said he strawberry shortcaked her for 350.
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