You know this is Tommy, right? Next to Puckbot, he's the biggest poopchute on here.
Let's play moments when Tommy safely avoids being inconvenienced by a stranger.
Tommy sees an old woman getting mugged...BUT SHE LOOKS JEWISH AND PROBABLY WOULDN'T GIVE HIM A REWARD!
Tommy sees a woman about to fall onto the subway tracks...BUT HE MIGHT SWEAT A LITTLE IN HIS SUIT PULLING HER BACK UP!
Tommy sees non-white kid drowning in a lake...BUT HE'S EATING A SANDWICH!