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JFIF

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1155 on: July 16, 2014, 02:10:00 PM »
Kate Upton is incredibly overrated
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1156 on: July 16, 2014, 02:28:18 PM »
Quote from: JFIF on July 16, 2014, 02:10:00 PM
Kate Upton is incredibly overrated

Watching her boobies bounce is nice.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1157 on: July 16, 2014, 04:26:47 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on July 16, 2014, 09:27:55 AM
If that's the prerequisite for being a celebrity, Heismanberg would be king of the world.

Who said that I'm not? 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1158 on: July 16, 2014, 04:29:07 PM »
I'd freak the big Kardashian.  She's the least attractive of any of those girls (including Kendall Jenner)...but I'd do it just to say I fucked OJ Simpson's kid. 

Scott Disick is hilarious
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1159 on: July 16, 2014, 08:29:50 PM »
Oj Simpsons kid?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1160 on: July 16, 2014, 08:32:34 PM »
Quote from: IATA on July 16, 2014, 08:29:50 PM
Oj Simpsons kid?

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Look at her next to her sisters.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1161 on: July 16, 2014, 08:36:39 PM »
Only one way to know for sure. Make her try on the glove.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1162 on: July 16, 2014, 08:38:29 PM »
SMOKY JOE BRUUUUUUH
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1163 on: July 31, 2014, 08:27:40 AM »
I haven't experienced this one in a long time, not since I lived in pooper Binghamton, but...

People who name their wifi network something snotty like "GET UR OWN WIFI"

Poor people get really upset about wifi.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1164 on: July 31, 2014, 08:33:29 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 31, 2014, 08:27:40 AM
I haven't experienced this one in a long time, not since I lived in pooper Binghamton, but...

People who name their wifi network something snotty like "GET UR OWN WIFI"

Poor people get really upset about wifi.

I named mine "FBI Surveillance van". Do you consider that snotty?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1165 on: July 31, 2014, 08:38:17 AM »
Good idea- I may name mine "viruses".

Puck plans to name his "Miamipuck" which will deter all people.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1166 on: July 31, 2014, 08:38:25 AM »
middle management at the government.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1167 on: July 31, 2014, 08:40:17 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 31, 2014, 08:27:40 AM
I haven't experienced this one in a long time, not since I lived in pooper Binghamton, but...

People who name their wifi network something snotty like "GET UR OWN WIFI"

Poor people get really upset about wifi.

Just rename yours "STEALING YOUR WIFI AND DOWNLOADING DONKEY PORN". They're likely stupid enough to think that you are.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1168 on: July 31, 2014, 08:53:40 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on July 31, 2014, 08:33:29 AM
I named mine "FBI Surveillance van". Do you consider that snotty?

No, that's mildly amusing.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1169 on: July 31, 2014, 09:00:20 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 31, 2014, 08:53:40 AM
No, that's mildly amusing.

I might rename it to "2 girls 1 cup"
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