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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1140 on: July 09, 2014, 02:18:09 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 09, 2014, 02:11:20 PM
hopefully she gave you your brown wings in return.

I have to say, after reading about skiddy underwear, I don't think I'd accept that particular offer from anybody.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1141 on: July 09, 2014, 03:09:36 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 09, 2014, 02:11:20 PM
hopefully she gave you your gray wings in return.

FYP. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1142 on: July 16, 2014, 08:42:46 AM »
can I go 1 day of my life without having to hear about the freaking kardashians
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1143 on: July 16, 2014, 08:49:59 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on July 16, 2014, 08:42:46 AM
can I go 1 day of my life without having to hear about the freaking kardashians

Now we can't.  Thanks a lot assbag!
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1144 on: July 16, 2014, 08:51:50 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 16, 2014, 08:49:59 AM
Now we can't.  Thanks a lot assbag!
if I have to suffer, everyone does
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
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Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1145 on: July 16, 2014, 09:02:39 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on July 16, 2014, 08:42:46 AM
can I go 1 day of my life without having to hear about the freaking kardashians

I'd hit them.

As long as there was no dialogue involved.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1146 on: July 16, 2014, 09:12:05 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 16, 2014, 09:02:39 AM
I'd hit them.

As long as there was no dialogue involved.

all you breh

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1147 on: July 16, 2014, 09:18:45 AM »
I hate everyone in this thread so much right now.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1148 on: July 16, 2014, 09:19:59 AM »
She looks like a puffy Rachel Bilson.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1149 on: July 16, 2014, 09:27:55 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on July 16, 2014, 08:42:46 AM
can I go 1 day of my life without having to hear about the freaking kardashians

Other than blow a few famous black athletes, how the freak are those hags celebrities?

If that's the prerequisite for being a celebrity, Heismanberg would be king of the world.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2014, 09:31:19 AM by Miamipuck »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1150 on: July 16, 2014, 09:50:04 AM »

Quote from: SixFeetDeep on July 16, 2014, 09:12:05 AM
all you breh



Try this. Tell any girl that you think she's "the ugly one" and watch them defend her to death. Happens every time.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1151 on: July 16, 2014, 10:01:33 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on July 16, 2014, 09:50:04 AM
Try this. Tell any girl that you think she's "the ugly one" and watch them defend her to death. Happens every time.

I wonder what would happen if you told them one of the other ones was the ugly one.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1152 on: July 16, 2014, 10:06:00 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 16, 2014, 10:01:33 AM
I wonder what would happen if you told them one of the other ones was the ugly one.

They'd bitchily agree.

Back when I worked on the Upper East Side I was in an elevator with two snobby rich girls who were talking about how Kate Upton "isn't even that hot."
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1153 on: July 16, 2014, 10:10:34 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 16, 2014, 10:06:00 AM
They'd bitchily agree.

Back when I worked on the Upper East Side I was in an elevator with two snobby rich girls who were talking about how Kate Upton "isn't even that hot."

Oh I am sure they were supermodels.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1154 on: July 16, 2014, 01:08:31 PM »
Kate Upton ' s face isn't anything spectacular but her funbags catapult her pretty high up there
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