Annoyances

[guinness77]

Newsflash...there have always been guns in the schools.

People used to shoot people for some kind of a reason or maybe a stray bullet when someone missed.

[MBGreen]

Newsflash...there have always been guns in the schools.

it's true.

*kisses biceps*

[guinness77]

it's true.

*kisses biceps*

Heroin too. I love how it's an "epidemic" now. It's been a freaking epidemic since the late 60's.

[MBGreen]

Heroin too. I love how it's an "epidemic" now. It's been a freaking epidemic since the late 60's.

I wish the "hot female teachers freaking their students" epidemic started in the early 90s.

[Badger]

Heroin too. I love how it's an "epidemic" now. It's been a freaking epidemic since the late 60's.

Where were our participation trophies for drug use?

[guinness77]

I wish the "hot female teachers freaking their students" epidemic started in the early 90s.

Hahaha, excellent point.
The female teachers in my high school were all old bags a few years away from retirement. I wouldn't have fucked one of my teachers if you paid me.

[MBGreen]

Hahaha, excellent point.
The female teachers in my high school were all old bags a few years away from retirement. I wouldn't have fucked one of my teachers if you paid me.

Ditto

[guinness77]

Where were our participation trophies for drug use?

They're all in my head now.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

When I was a kid *insert Guinness is old joke here* second place trophies sucked and there were 2 fat kids in each grade, a boy and a girl. These freaking kids are so fat now I honestly shake my head when I see them. What kind of parents do these fat kids have?

The kind who give them trophies all the time.  Delicious deep fried oreo trophies.

I'm still trying to figure out where all these fat kids are.  My daughter's school has maybe one or two fat kids out of 750 kids.

[guinness77]

The kind who give them trophies all the time.  Delicious deep fried oreo trophies.

I'm still trying to figure out where all these fat kids are.  My daughter's school has maybe one or two fat kids out of 750 kids.

The kids I see walking around the city are fat. I don't have any kids in school yet.

[Miamipuck]

The kind who give them trophies all the time.  Delicious deep fried oreo trophies.

I'm still trying to figure out where all these fat kids are.  My daughter's school has maybe one or two fat kids out of 750 kids.

You're a sick freaking bastard checking out all those young girls like that. Does your wife know about this?

[ons]

How many posters here were born after 1980? Did you get a trophy every time you took a excrement? If you ever received some sort of trinket of consolation after not winning something, did you care about it at all?

Just barely born in the 80s. I feel like some of the sports leagues I was in as a kid did give out trophies to everybody, but I honestly am not sure. There were participation rules as a little kid that were sometimes frustrating to follow, like everyone had to play a certain amount of time, and I remember some vague animosity toward teams who tried to bend/break those rules.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

You're a sick freaking bastard checking out all those young girls like that. Does your wife know about this?

Who do you think notices the boys?

[dcm1602]

The kind who give them trophies all the time.  Delicious deep fried oreo trophies.

I'm still trying to figure out where all these fat kids are.  My daughter's school has maybe one or two fat kids out of 750 kids.

Depends how old you're talking about

It's pretty difficult to eat yourself into full blown obesity as a little kid

Look towards high-school and see how it changes

[Badger]

Depends how old you're talking about

It's pretty difficult to eat yourself into full blown obesity as a little kid

Look towards high-school and see how it changes

IJR lives in a community with much lower than average obesity rates for the US.