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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #960 on: June 13, 2014, 07:41:52 AM »
6 foot 2 douchebags that won't shut the freak up but shoosh you if you're a little loud.
shoosh you? shoosh?

People who use the word "shoosh" in their sentences.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #961 on: June 13, 2014, 08:01:57 AM »
shoosh you? shoosh?

People who use the word "shoosh" in their sentences.

I wasn't referring to you, aren't you 6 foot 4 or something?

Besides you were the one commenting to keep it down, shoosh if you will.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #962 on: June 13, 2014, 08:27:34 AM »
I don't know where to put this, but since I hate this stupid haircut and badger thinks girls with it are hot, i'm gonna post it here

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #963 on: June 13, 2014, 09:23:38 AM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #964 on: June 13, 2014, 10:20:54 AM »
I almost bought one of those jets vests the other day. you know what kind I'm talking about. didn't get it and now I'm annoyed with myself.

In all seriousness, "Tailgate" or "Vintage"? the answer seems far too obvious.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #965 on: June 13, 2014, 01:30:32 PM »
I just saw a guy stop in front of the top of an escalator to take a phone call. That's some next level excrement.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #966 on: June 13, 2014, 03:34:44 PM »
I just saw a guy stop in front of the top of an escalator to take a phone call. That's some next level excrement.

I hope someone came off the escalator and walked right into him.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #967 on: June 13, 2014, 03:38:49 PM »
I hope someone came off the escalator and walked right into him.

It was actually at the top of a down escalator, so he was in the way of people trying to get on.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #968 on: June 13, 2014, 04:19:12 PM »
It was actually at the top of a down escalator, so he was in the way of people trying to get on.
Even better. Shove his derriere down

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #969 on: June 15, 2014, 05:26:03 PM »
People that pull the cut you off without an indicator and slam on their breaks excrement on the highway.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #970 on: June 15, 2014, 07:22:34 PM »
Damn, man. That looks messy - glad you're OK.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #971 on: June 17, 2014, 11:53:55 AM »
People who think peddling is what propels a bicycle.

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« Reply #972 on: June 17, 2014, 12:02:54 PM »
People that are TRYING to have kids that can't afford their own existence on this planet.

They will probably end up peddling.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #973 on: June 17, 2014, 12:05:33 PM »
People that are TRYING to have kids that can't afford their own existence on this planet.

They will probably end up peddling.

Is that better or worse than the ones who aren't trying but do anyway?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #974 on: June 17, 2014, 12:08:13 PM »
Is that better or worse than the ones who aren't trying but do anyway?
Who knows.  Probably comparable to murder vs. involuntary manslaughter.