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bojanglesman

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #90 on: October 26, 2013, 12:20:13 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on October 26, 2013, 12:15:41 PM
When you eat a sandwich too fast and the bread sticks in your oesophagus, and it takes ages to work its way down into your stomach.

That's the worst.  You try to drink a bunch of water to flush it down, but the water seems to just wave hello as it passes right around the bread and keeps going.
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Johnny English

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #91 on: October 27, 2013, 12:36:58 PM »
Post pee squirts that go down your leg. I suspect that this will only get worse as I get older.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #92 on: October 27, 2013, 12:49:48 PM »

Quote from: Johnny English on October 27, 2013, 12:36:58 PM
Post pee squirts that go down your leg. I suspect that this will only get worse as I get older.

Why I hate wearing light colored pants at work.
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bojanglesman

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #93 on: October 27, 2013, 02:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on October 27, 2013, 12:36:58 PM
Post pee squirts that go down your leg. I suspect that this will only get worse as I get older.
I hear you.  I've noticed this starting worth me the past few years.  Beats having menopause I guess.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #94 on: October 27, 2013, 02:28:53 PM »
You guys just need to start dabbing
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #95 on: October 27, 2013, 02:32:10 PM »
At the urinal?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #96 on: October 27, 2013, 02:34:58 PM »
Quote from: 624 on October 27, 2013, 02:28:53 PM
You guys just need to start dabbing
You'll understand someday young pup.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #97 on: October 27, 2013, 02:38:38 PM »
Are we talking drips or legitimate squirts?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #98 on: October 27, 2013, 02:58:13 PM »
Can't dab what's sitting most of the way up your urethra.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #99 on: October 27, 2013, 03:00:07 PM »
Drips for me.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #100 on: October 27, 2013, 03:02:07 PM »
Easiest solution is to fashion a pee wig out of a cotton ball for absorption.  I call it the "Frederick Douglass".


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #101 on: October 27, 2013, 04:32:59 PM »
^ ahahahaha!
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #102 on: October 28, 2013, 12:06:21 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on October 24, 2013, 10:50:05 PM
that Quiznos commercial "floasted" chick. I want to break her jaw

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #103 on: October 29, 2013, 12:14:16 PM »
Buying a large box of candy to give to begging children on Thursday (there are very few children in the area where I live and I haven't had a single child begging at the door since I moved here four years ago, but it's an excuse to have lots of candy in the house) only to discover that it contains Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I freaking hate Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #104 on: October 29, 2013, 12:18:18 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on October 29, 2013, 12:14:16 PM
Buying a large box of candy to give to begging children on Thursday (there are very few children in the area where I live and I haven't had a single child begging at the door since I moved here four years ago, but it's an excuse to have lots of candy in the house) only to discover that it contains Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I freaking hate Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

WHAT?! Who the hell hates peanut butter cups?!
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