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Haha no way. I'd find her BF/Brother/Guy friend and just hit him.
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away
When avatars uploaded via url come out all smushed.
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about
that Quiznos commercial "floasted" chick. I want to break her jaw
When playing a pickup indoor soccer game, freak that one poopchute who never wants to play goalie. It's common to rotate the position because we all equally hate doing it, but some dudes just flat out will not participate.
^Tommy's same frustration about gay orgies.
Motherfuckers think they can just hang around and just take pictures. Grab a dick and go to town, yo. We ain't shooting a porno.
Nottingham freaking Forest Football Club and their immense, eternal shitness. All I ask is that one time in my life they be moderately good.