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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #75 on: October 24, 2013, 01:31:27 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on October 24, 2013, 01:27:25 PM
Haha no way. I'd find her BF/Brother/Guy friend and just hit him.

I said 'under the right circumstances', and I stand by that.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #76 on: October 24, 2013, 10:16:37 PM »
When someone says "wrassle" instead of wrestle. 

That excrement pisses me off more than it should, but it's beyond stupid. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #77 on: October 24, 2013, 10:19:22 PM »
When avatars uploaded via url come out all smushed.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #78 on: October 24, 2013, 10:20:11 PM »
Quote from: Badger on October 24, 2013, 10:19:22 PM
When avatars uploaded via url come out all smushed.

That picture of Crouch is art. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #79 on: October 24, 2013, 10:50:05 PM »
that Quiznos commercial "floasted" chick. I want to break her jaw
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #80 on: October 24, 2013, 10:54:54 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on October 24, 2013, 10:50:05 PM
that Quiznos commercial "floasted" chick. I want to break her jaw
By any chance do you own a Jets party bus?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #81 on: October 25, 2013, 01:10:42 PM »
When playing a pickup indoor soccer game, freak that one poopchute who never wants to play goalie. It's common to rotate the position because we all equally hate doing it, but some dudes just flat out will not participate.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #82 on: October 25, 2013, 01:26:41 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on October 25, 2013, 01:10:42 PM
When playing a pickup indoor soccer game, freak that one poopchute who never wants to play goalie. It's common to rotate the position because we all equally hate doing it, but some dudes just flat out will not participate.

^Tommy's same frustration about gay orgies.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #83 on: October 25, 2013, 01:41:57 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on October 25, 2013, 01:26:41 PM
^Tommy's same frustration about gay orgies.

Motherfuckers think they can just hang around and just take pictures. Grab a dick and go to town, yo. We ain't shooting a porno.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #84 on: October 25, 2013, 01:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on October 25, 2013, 01:41:57 PM
Motherfuckers think they can just hang around and just take pictures. Grab a dick and go to town, yo. We ain't shooting a porno.

Haha.  I think Puck was in South Park.

http://abortionsforall.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/south-park-gay-sex.jpg
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #85 on: October 26, 2013, 09:32:20 AM »
When people call it "Limes Disease."
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #86 on: October 26, 2013, 09:37:43 AM »
Nottingham freaking Forest Football Club and their immense, eternal shitness. All I ask is that one time in my life they be moderately good.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #87 on: October 26, 2013, 09:41:35 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on October 26, 2013, 09:37:43 AM
Nottingham freaking Forest Football Club and their immense, eternal shitness. All I ask is that one time in my life they be moderately good.

Hey, they at least won a championship in your lifetime.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #88 on: October 26, 2013, 09:48:52 AM »
I was 6 years old and unaware of it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #89 on: October 26, 2013, 12:15:41 PM »
When you eat a sandwich too fast and the bread sticks in your oesophagus, and it takes ages to work its way down into your stomach.
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