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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5310 on: March 02, 2023, 06:16:22 PM »
When the nerds on Jeopardy don't even have a guess for the Sports clues
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5311 on: March 27, 2023, 06:33:37 AM »
When I order takeout for pickup and it's clear that they didn't start making it until I got there to pick it up.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5312 on: March 27, 2023, 07:11:35 PM »
Measuring cups with the measurement label worn off
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5313 on: March 27, 2023, 07:17:48 PM »
Quote from: Badger on March 27, 2023, 07:11:35 PM
Measuring cups with the measurement label worn off
Then throw them away and buy new ones. Go on, treat yourself.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5314 on: April 07, 2023, 08:09:07 AM »
NY Thruway's shitty toll system. They text me to tell me that my toll is ready to pay, but the link insists that I have the wrong date of travel. Bitch I know full well when I traveled.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5315 on: April 07, 2023, 11:45:51 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on November 24, 2018, 10:12:48 PM
Single ply toilet paper and the people that think it’s acceptable
I'm 5 years late but this was one of the first to pop up when I opened it lol
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5316 on: May 25, 2023, 09:02:11 PM »
A Greek Orthodox buddy of mine from childhood just had a son and couldn't understand why I was so pumped about the name in the group chat.



Strewth.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5317 on: May 25, 2023, 09:38:25 PM »
Quote from: reuben on May 25, 2023, 09:02:11 PM
A Greek Orthodox buddy of mine from childhood just had a son and couldn't understand why I was so pumped about the name in the group chat.



Strewth.

Keanu approves.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5318 on: June 22, 2023, 10:58:31 PM »
Me: *on hold on customer service line*

Customer Service Line: *two to five seconds of music*
Customer Service Line: "PLEASE HOLD!"
Customer Service Line: *two to five seconds of music*
Customer Service Line: "PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD!"
Customer Service Line: *two to five seconds of music*
Customer Service Line: "WE ARE EXPERIENCING HIGH CALL VOLUMES!"
Customer Service Line: "PLEASE HOLD FOR THE NEXT AGENT OR PRESS 2 FOR CALLBACK!"
Customer Service Line: *two to five seconds of music*
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5319 on: June 23, 2023, 08:02:49 PM »
pulled a hair out of my nostril the other day, and now i think it's infected because my nose feels like it took an uppercut.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5320 on: June 23, 2023, 09:09:52 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on June 23, 2023, 08:02:49 PM
pulled a hair out of my nostril the other day, and now i think it's infected because my nose feels like it took an uppercut.
Setting up this year's tailgate absence excuse early.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5321 on: June 23, 2023, 09:22:18 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on June 23, 2023, 08:02:49 PM
pulled a hair out of my nostril the other day, and now i think it's infected because my nose feels like it took an uppercut.

Can I have your stuff?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5322 on: June 24, 2023, 08:12:18 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on June 23, 2023, 09:22:18 PM
Can I have your stuff?
You need a 2nd OLED?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5323 on: June 24, 2023, 11:20:00 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on June 23, 2023, 08:02:49 PM
pulled a hair out of my nostril the other day,
and now i think it's infected

 because my nose feels like it took an uppercut.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5324 on: July 06, 2023, 07:39:19 AM »
People who litter their instant messages with ellipses...

"Good morning..."

Good morning what? You're leaving me in suspense!
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