Me: *on hold on customer service line*
Customer Service Line: *two to five seconds of music*
Customer Service Line: "PLEASE HOLD!"
Customer Service Line: *two to five seconds of music*
Customer Service Line: "PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD!"
Customer Service Line: *two to five seconds of music*
Customer Service Line: "WE ARE EXPERIENCING HIGH CALL VOLUMES!"
Customer Service Line: "PLEASE HOLD FOR THE NEXT AGENT OR PRESS 2 FOR CALLBACK!"
Customer Service Line: *two to five seconds of music*