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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5265 on: December 16, 2022, 11:54:24 AM »
Short people with umbrellas as wide as a city block

Anyone who walks round the city using a golf umbrella.
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Re: Annoyances but I my
« Reply #5266 on: December 16, 2022, 06:23:37 PM »
Anyone who walks round the city using a golf umbrella.
Anyone who rolls round the city using a golf cart.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5267 on: December 16, 2022, 06:26:01 PM »
Annoyances but I my

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5268 on: December 18, 2022, 05:24:09 PM »
Forced stats.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5270 on: December 18, 2022, 05:29:22 PM »
At least the replies are shitting on him.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5271 on: December 18, 2022, 06:02:17 PM »
At least the replies are shitting on him.

Some of these are fun.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5272 on: December 20, 2022, 02:32:42 PM »
Owning too many mugs. 1.25 shelves of mugs. We use maybe 4-6 of them including the kids.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5273 on: December 20, 2022, 02:46:00 PM »
We rationalised our stock of mugs a little while back and now have perhaps 14-16 in total. The only one with any kind of design or slogan on it is my Nottingham Forest one from the mid 90s and even that required a fight to justify its continued presence.

We are much happier with fewer mugs in our life.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5274 on: December 20, 2022, 02:50:41 PM »
Owning too many mugs. 1.25 shelves of mugs. We use maybe 4-6 of them including the kids.



It's the default gift. No one in my house drinks hot coffee (iced FTW) and the kids drink hot cocoa like twice a year. We need no more than four total. Yet we have the exact same problem.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5275 on: December 20, 2022, 03:16:23 PM »
If you're a person who gifts mugs that turn into lava rock after thirty seconds in the microwave, there's a special circle in hell for you: eternal thirst, with nothing to drink out of except your shitty, scalding mugs.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5276 on: December 20, 2022, 03:24:18 PM »
It's the default gift. No one in my house drinks hot coffee (iced FTW) and the kids drink hot cocoa like twice a year. We need no more than four total. Yet we have the exact same problem.
The small metal ones on the left side were given to us as camping mugs. We haven't gone camping yet since then but they're actually perfectly sized hot cocoa mugs for the kids.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5277 on: December 20, 2022, 04:00:38 PM »
On that topic, despite the previous mug purge we do still appear to have a proliferation of travel mugs, cups and other vessels. They've been a favourite corporate giveaway for some time and we have loads.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5278 on: December 20, 2022, 04:54:29 PM »
On that topic, despite the previous mug purge we do still appear to have a proliferation of travel mugs, cups and other vessels. They've been a favourite corporate giveaway for some time and we have loads.
I cropped it out but the shelf above the mugs is mostly travel containers.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5279 on: December 20, 2022, 05:22:34 PM »
I cropped it out but the shelf above the mugs is mostly travel containers.

I have one travel mug and the lid is excrement so I never use it.
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