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Short people with umbrellas as wide as a city block
Anyone who walks round the city using a golf umbrella.
Forced stats."Corey Davis is the only receiver in the history of the NFL to catch 2 or more passes in the first minute of the 2nd quarter and 3rd quarter in NFC games against teams on the west coast that weren't on a weekend and coached by Native American coaches that had between 3-4 fish sandwiches less than 4 days earlier."
https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1604615395662520322?t=ONM4tACs-k6rpB0E87pbqg&s=19
At least the replies are shitting on him.
The New Jersey Devil keeps knocking over my trashcans at night and taking out credit cards in my name.
Owning too many mugs. 1.25 shelves of mugs. We use maybe 4-6 of them including the kids.
Tom Brady kisses his kids like that kid from Glee who hung himself last week.
It's the default gift. No one in my house drinks hot coffee (iced FTW) and the kids drink hot cocoa like twice a year. We need no more than four total. Yet we have the exact same problem.
On that topic, despite the previous mug purge we do still appear to have a proliferation of travel mugs, cups and other vessels. They've been a favourite corporate giveaway for some time and we have loads.
I cropped it out but the shelf above the mugs is mostly travel containers.