Annoyances

[Johnny English]

You'll drop your pants and masturbate in his face while he's curling one out?

[klaximilian]

You'll excrement on him while he's in there?

I'll pee at his feet from the urinal next to his stall.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

If this one douchebag takes a excrement in the restroom on my floor with the damn stall door open one more time......

You'll give him the blumpy of his life?

[Badger]

You'll give him the blumpy of his life?

If I was eating, my keyboard would be covered in food right now.

[SixFeetDeep]

When you're told in December you have been given a promotion that doesn't start until March 15, and when you get your paycheck on March 20 it looks exactly the same as the one from March 6.

I've been working at a promoted position for the past 3 weeks and will continue to do so until my companies fiscal year ends and they can do their internal HR stuff. and I'm supposed to hope that they'll keep their word and pay me retroactively? can't help but think I will get screwed in the end.

[AlioTheFool]

I've been working at a promoted position for the past 3 weeks and will continue to do so until my companies fiscal year ends and they can do their internal HR stuff. and I'm supposed to hope that they'll keep their word and pay me retroactively? can't help but think I will get screwed in the end.

Welcome aboard the screwed train!

[SixFeetDeep]

Welcome aboard the screwed train!

I'm making a concentrated effort to do the same exact amount of work (very little) until I get paid. that'll show em

[Badger]

The current craze for women posting pictures of themselves on Facebook without make up. There's a reason you wear it. Stop making my News Feed look such a mess.

JE's news feed right now:

[Ignatius J Reilly]

^ that chick looks like a fugly Real Doll.  For the guy who worries the Real doll will reject him.

[Heismanberg]

^ that chick looks like a fugly Real Doll.  For the guy who worries the Real doll will reject him.

hahahaha

[Johnny English]

The Elvira hair is a bit scary but I'd still hit it.

[bojanglesman]

From the chin down her face is beautiful.

[JFIF]

The current craze for women posting pictures of themselves on Facebook without make up. There's a reason you wear it. Stop making my News Feed look such a mess.

HAHA.......this is a great one. and it's so true. noticed that recently

[Tommy]

I've been working at a promoted position for the past 3 weeks and will continue to do so until my companies fiscal year ends and they can do their internal HR stuff. and I'm supposed to hope that they'll keep their word and pay me retroactively? can't help but think I will get screwed in the end.

Most companies will find every reason to not pay you unless you bring it to their attention. It's your money. Walk into someone's office and ask them what 's up with your money.

[Johnny English]

You'll give him the blumpy of his life?

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