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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #600 on: March 18, 2014, 03:39:56 PM »
Hyman?


His hymen was as much of a sunshiner? So confused...

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #601 on: March 18, 2014, 03:41:03 PM »
I thought it was a bad joke/misspelling of hymen.

Heismanbery is a virginal lady membrane.

Heismanbery sounds like a terrible cereal.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #602 on: March 18, 2014, 03:41:52 PM »
Heismanbery sounds like a terrible cereal.

Stop being fast.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #603 on: March 18, 2014, 03:42:33 PM »
Frosted Heismanbergs weren't catchy enough.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #604 on: March 18, 2014, 03:42:52 PM »
Heismanbery sounds like a terrible cereal.

He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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« Reply #605 on: March 18, 2014, 03:43:19 PM »
Frosted Heismanbergs weren't catchy enough.

sounds like Hitler's favorite cereal.
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« Reply #606 on: March 18, 2014, 03:43:52 PM »
Heismanbery sounds like a terrible cereal.

A fibrous part of your balanced breakfast: Special K with hymenberries.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #607 on: March 18, 2014, 03:48:03 PM »
Heismanbery reminds me of this.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #608 on: March 18, 2014, 06:02:29 PM »
Was Heymanberg a failed spelling attempt at Hymenberg, an autocorrect, or just the great combining of 3 different words? Hey, man, and berg.

I sure hope it's the latter.

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« Reply #609 on: March 18, 2014, 06:06:10 PM »
Was Heymanberg a failed spelling attempt at Hymenberg, an autocorrect, or just the great combining of 3 different words? Hey, man, and berg.

I sure hope it's the latter.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #610 on: March 18, 2014, 06:23:19 PM »
Was Heymanberg a failed spelling attempt at Hymenberg, an autocorrect, or just the great combining of 3 different words? Hey, man, and berg.

I sure hope it's the latter.

I'm 90% sure it was the first.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #611 on: March 18, 2014, 07:01:39 PM »
I'm definitely the biggest sunshiner.

Hyman was as much of a SOJ as you could get last season. Jets win a game and he has a hundred excuses why we didn't deserve it. We beat the Saints and it's all because of Sproles injury so we didn't deserve it. Week after week the guy foamed at the mouth screaming for Rex to get herpes and die. Calling him a sunshiner would be like calling me a good speller.

But what he does do is not be retarded. And realize Idzik's relatively obvious long term strategy, which is not to wildly overpay on people's favorite players in madden. If Idzik let's MO Wilk walk in free agency get out the crosses and torches by all means. But if Idzik gets our cap under a long term manageable plan then we could be set for a long time.

Tanny went buck wild with spending, and it completely fucked us for about 3 seasons. We had mountains of debt with guys like pace Scott Harris Holmes and more wildly overpaid. Idzik's plan is long term, so it might take a while to appreciate. But patience is key here
You know now is your time to kick that bundle of sticks Heismanberg in the groin and you stick up for him. Ten bucks that douche would nail you in the keester if given the chance you just had. Your definitely the bigger man, if you want to call him a man.

Ten bucks he won't even thank you.
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« Reply #612 on: March 18, 2014, 07:04:45 PM »
You know now is your time to kick that bundle of sticks Heismanberg in the groin and you stick up for him. Ten bucks that douche would nail you in the keester if given the chance you just had. Your definitely the bigger man, if you want to call him a man.

Ten bucks he won't even thank you.

Thanks dcm

Show me the money, bundle of sticks
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #613 on: March 20, 2014, 09:26:23 AM »
Thanks dcm

Show me the money, bundle of sticks

Hahahah I will have the $$ at the tailgate.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #614 on: March 20, 2014, 09:43:25 AM »
Hahahah I will have the $$ at the tailgate.

Koz has a better chance of squeezing his ungreased forehead through a doorframe than Hymanburg has of actually showing up to the tailgate.