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Hyman?
I thought it was a bad joke/misspelling of hymen.Heismanbery is a virginal lady membrane.
Heismanbery sounds like a terrible cereal.
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away
Frosted Heismanbergs weren't catchy enough.
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!? I'll suck yo'dick!"
Was Heymanberg a failed spelling attempt at Hymenberg, an autocorrect, or just the great combining of 3 different words? Hey, man, and berg.I sure hope it's the latter.
I'm definitely the biggest sunshiner. Hyman was as much of a SOJ as you could get last season. Jets win a game and he has a hundred excuses why we didn't deserve it. We beat the Saints and it's all because of Sproles injury so we didn't deserve it. Week after week the guy foamed at the mouth screaming for Rex to get herpes and die. Calling him a sunshiner would be like calling me a good speller. But what he does do is not be retarded. And realize Idzik's relatively obvious long term strategy, which is not to wildly overpay on people's favorite players in madden. If Idzik let's MO Wilk walk in free agency get out the crosses and torches by all means. But if Idzik gets our cap under a long term manageable plan then we could be set for a long time. Tanny went buck wild with spending, and it completely fucked us for about 3 seasons. We had mountains of debt with guys like pace Scott Harris Holmes and more wildly overpaid. Idzik's plan is long term, so it might take a while to appreciate. But patience is key here
You know now is your time to kick that bundle of sticks Heismanberg in the groin and you stick up for him. Ten bucks that douche would nail you in the keester if given the chance you just had. Your definitely the bigger man, if you want to call him a man.Ten bucks he won't even thank you.
Thanks dcmShow me the money, bundle of sticks
Hahahah I will have the $$ at the tailgate.