Break out the mint.
you joke, but i think my excrement paid off...
they spent a full summer fighting it, spending thousands on various efforts that all fail.
the next spring they spend thousands more resodding
they didnt go deep enough, mint starts popping up again
this time their money works, they stop the mint!
but they had to use different seed so their lawn looks spotted, darker and lighter
the woman becomes an even bigger bitch
she got fired from her job in february
she has no job and her kids all moved out and her husband is still a redneck prick
my lawn looks great