Annoyances

[AlioTheFool]

Must be nice having a garage and driveway.

Real men change their oil right there on the street.

And don't use any flares or cones or any other hoo-ha excrement like that.

[bojanglesman]

Real men never change the oil and just buy a new car every time the engine explodes.

[Johnny English]

Real men never change the oil and just buy a new car every time the engine explodes.

Are you my idiot ex girlfriend?

[MBGreen]

I used to do that nonsense. Jack up the car, drain the oil, get it all over the place trying to capture it, struggle with the filter, put it all back together and refill. Then find somewhere to take the used oil. All afternoon gone.

Now, 10-20 minutes of scrolling through Twitter while someone else does all the work on a lift.

this guy figured out the cheat code.  Bravo sir.

[MBGreen]

Must be nice having a garage and driveway.

garage yes

the driveway can freak off, because it needs to be shoveled in the winter.

[MBGreen]

real men send their wives for oil changes while they sit home, drink beer and contemplate life.

[bojanglesman]

real men send their wives for oil changes while they sit home, drink beer and contemplate life, even though the wife is going to see Javier, the pool boy.

[SixFeetDeep]

Must be nice having a garage and driveway.

You prolly have to get your oil changed every 3,000-5,000 years

[MBGreen]

My neighbor cuts his grass like 4x a week....let it grow a little ffs.

[JFIF]

My neighbor cuts his grass like 4x a week....let it grow a little ffs.

Tell him to switch it up. A couple of days of the week he can trim his pubes instead

[Badger]

My neighbor cuts his grass like 4x a week....let it grow a little ffs.

Break out the mint.

[bojanglesman]

Break out the mint.

The final solution.

[SixFeetDeep]

The final solution.

Murder that annoying freak and plant mint on his grave. Brilliant.

[bojanglesman]

People that laugh out loud when reading funny things on their computer in a quiet workspace.

[IATA]

Break out the mint.

you joke, but i think my excrement paid off...
they spent a full summer fighting it, spending thousands on various efforts that all fail.
the next spring they spend thousands more resodding
they didnt go deep enough, mint starts popping up again
this time their money works, they stop the mint!
but they had to use different seed so their lawn looks spotted, darker and lighter
the woman becomes an even bigger bitch
she got fired from her job in february
she has no job and her kids all moved out and her husband is still a redneck prick
my lawn looks great