Annoyances

[Fenwyr]

I hate when you take a pee, shake your dick a few more times than necessary, and still manage to get a little pee on your leg/boxers. I feel like I'm basically no different than a homeless person for the rest of the day

Fun fact:  Not only girls are allowed to use TP when they pee.

[Miamipuck]

I hate when you take a pee, shake your dick a few more times than necessary, and still manage to get a little pee on your leg/boxers. I feel like I'm basically no different than a homeless person for the rest of the day

Fun fact:  Not only girls are allowed to use TP when they pee.

Fun fact: Fenwyr sits when he pees

[Fenwyr]

Fun fact: Fenwyr sits when he pees

I didn't even consider the urinal angle.  Who can't get all the pee out with a couple shakes when standing up?

Only sit at home.  Take my time, read a magazine, etc.

[Heismanberg]

I hate when you take a pee, shake your dick a few more times than necessary, and still manage to get a little pee on your leg/boxers. I feel like I'm basically no different than a homeless person for the rest of the day

No matter how much you shake and dance, you always get some on your pants. 

[Badger]

No matter how much you shake and dance, you always get some on your pants. 

I feel like this post would make for some really nice embroidery art in my bathroom.

[Johnny English]

I find it depends on which underwear I'm wearing, and specifically the angle and style of the cockvent (I believe that's the technical name).

[Tommy]

Yeah, especiall bad when wearing light colored pants at work. I hvae to sit in front of the mirror for a few minutes trying to dry out that little wet spot before making that long walk to the desk.

[bojanglesman]

I tried mimicking walking away from a urinal, but still standing in front of it with my pecker out just in case it was the walking action that made it happen.  Didn't work.  It's as if my penis has some sort of laser detection system to know when your pants are up.

[SixFeetDeep]

I mean, it's not as if I'm shoving a rooster full of pee back into my trousers. I take full precautions, overkill sometimes, to keep my pants safe.

[Badger]

I tried mimicking walking away from a urinal, but still standing in front of it with my pecker out just in case it was the walking action that made it happen.  Didn't work.  It's as if my penis has some sort of laser detection system to know when your pants are up.

This reminds me of another annoyance: when guys stand excessively far away from the urinal. There's a freaking divider there for a reason, you should not be standing behind its reach.

[Koz]

Hey guys it took me a while to think of this one-

Annoyance- Tools who think that wearing expired lift tickets from the last 3 ski seasons somehow gives them an enhanced social status.

[Tommy]

So my office here is full of locals mostly, and Happy Hour isn't really a thing for them in HK. I need to meet some other expats. I'm going to go crazy if I don't get socially drunk soon. That's my annoyance for the day.

[Koz]

So my office here is full of locals mostly, and Happy Hour isn't really a thing for them in HK. I need to meet some other expats. I'm going to go crazy if I don't get socially drunk soon. That's my annoyance for the day.

They all got the memo that "The poopchute just rolled into town" and are doing their best to avoid you.

[Tommy]

Hahaha.

Well, this chick was the only one who decided to come out, and we ended uo making out at the end of the night. I nearly took her home but was like "You idiot wtf are you thinking?" Hopefully this doesnt turn into a problem.

[Heismanberg]

Hahaha.

Well, this chick was the only one who decided to come out, and we ended uo making out at the end of the night. I nearly took her home but was like "You idiot wtf are you thinking?" Hopefully this doesnt turn into a problem.

Don't dip your pen in the company's ink, brah