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I hate when you take a pee, shake your dick a few more times than necessary, and still manage to get a little pee on your leg/boxers. I feel like I'm basically no different than a homeless person for the rest of the day
Fun fact: Not only girls are allowed to use TP when they pee.
Fun fact: Fenwyr sits when he pees
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away
No matter how much you shake and dance, you always get some on your pants.
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about
I tried mimicking walking away from a urinal, but still standing in front of it with my pecker out just in case it was the walking action that made it happen. Didn't work. It's as if my penis has some sort of laser detection system to know when your pants are up.
So my office here is full of locals mostly, and Happy Hour isn't really a thing for them in HK. I need to meet some other expats. I'm going to go crazy if I don't get socially drunk soon. That's my annoyance for the day.
Hahaha.Well, this chick was the only one who decided to come out, and we ended uo making out at the end of the night. I nearly took her home but was like "You idiot wtf are you thinking?" Hopefully this doesnt turn into a problem.