Ended up yelling at a couple of faggots for sitting in their car obliviously, which was taking up 2 spots, in the middle of a tight and fairly crowded parking lot. Happened to be right in front of the place I was going to which has limited space.
The lot tows religiously and has assigned parking for each individual business,and I've seen people get towed for parking in the wrong space. These dipshits were taking up 2 out of the 3 spaces, and the other was taken.
At first I honked and they didn't get the message, so I parked in another spot and as I was walking into the place yelled something at them. Was going to let it be but then they responded so the driver rolled down the window. I said "you're taking up two spots." and he flippantly said "there's other parking, that's unnecessary."
Annoyed, I said "THIS is unnecessary", and he started to roll down the window while staring at me thinking he was being cool. So I said, "Sorry would have sufficed, lover of the older lady". They ended up immediately driving away, so I think they got scared.
I use the term bundle of sticks loosely. Couple of dirty, pudgy Latin (Venezuelan probably) kids in their 20s.