Annoyances

[Tommy]

This and everything that derived from it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moneymaker_effect

Definitely losing steam though.

[Miamipuck]

Meh I made a lot of money off of that effect.

[Badger]

When people don't trim the ?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus off the end of a link.

[bojanglesman]

People that don't understand that you aren't listening to them and just keep talking.

This is how it goes:

-Coworker comes into my office and wants to tell me about something they feel is interesting. 
-Yenta babbling commences. 
-I continue to stare at my laptop screen and don't respond, nod, or anything.
-Person continues babbling as if I am mesmerized by their every word.
-Now I can't concentrate on Puck's annoying banner postings or all the excrement on amazon I want but don't need.
-Want to say, "SHUT THE freak UP, I DON'T CARE!!11ONE!11", but I am too nice.
-Continue to stare at screen and now occasionally quietly say "mmmmhmmm" or "ahhhh" in hopes they just wanted to get my attention and will then go away.
-Person doesn't go away and continues to talk about stupid excrement.
-Now I'm mad, not just annoyed. Still too much of a puss to be honest.
-Consider farting to clear the room, but can't muster up a stinker.
-Sit and mentally punch person in their baby-maker until they finally go away 15 minutes later.
-Fume over this for 5 minutes until relaxed again.
-Yenta returns to tell me something they forgot to mention.
-Mentally kill myself.

This ...... all day today again.  Want to kill everyone.

[MBGreen]

This ...... all day today again.  Want to kill everyone.

have a salty ham sammich.

[Badger]

Meh I made a lot of money off of that effect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IRNXqcDLds

[AlioTheFool]

People who walk slowly down the stairs just because the train that is currently in the station isn't the one they need to take are simply awful people.

So are people who don't cover their mouth when they cough. It's not just disgusting, it's a health issue.

No less than 4 of these people made my commute this morning more crappy than it needed to be.

[Badger]

People who mix up wary and weary, e.g.,

"I'm weary of Jay Cutler coming to the Jets."

How can you be weary of something that's never happened, dumbass?

It's right there in the word. Weary, wear and tear, worn out, tired. Wary, beware, be afraid.

[Tommy]

Fuckn' English majors.

[Miamipuck]

Fuckn' English majors.

I agree Badger annoys me too. lol

[Badger]

I agree Badger annoys me too. lol

You know what else sucks? When people mix up dominant and dominate. One is an adjective, the other is a verb. How does "The Seahawks are a dominate team" make sense to anyone?

[Miamipuck]

You know what else sucks? When people mix up dominant and dominate. One is an adjective, the other is a verb. How does "The Seahawks are a dominate team" make sense to anyone?

[Heismanberg]

Fuckn' English majors.

It's fuckin', brah

[SixFeetDeep]

salty ham sandwiches.

[Badger]

When a football game ends in a tie and one of the fans says they'd rather have lost.