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This and everything that derived from it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moneymaker_effect
People that don't understand that you aren't listening to them and just keep talking.This is how it goes:-Coworker comes into my office and wants to tell me about something they feel is interesting. -Yenta babbling commences. -I continue to stare at my laptop screen and don't respond, nod, or anything.-Person continues babbling as if I am mesmerized by their every word.-Now I can't concentrate on Puck's annoying banner postings or all the excrement on amazon I want but don't need.-Want to say, "SHUT THE freak UP, I DON'T CARE!!11ONE!11", but I am too nice.-Continue to stare at screen and now occasionally quietly say "mmmmhmmm" or "ahhhh" in hopes they just wanted to get my attention and will then go away.-Person doesn't go away and continues to talk about stupid excrement.-Now I'm mad, not just annoyed. Still too much of a puss to be honest.-Consider farting to clear the room, but can't muster up a stinker.-Sit and mentally punch person in their baby-maker until they finally go away 15 minutes later.-Fume over this for 5 minutes until relaxed again.-Yenta returns to tell me something they forgot to mention.-Mentally kill myself.
This ...... all day today again. Want to kill everyone.
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!? I'll suck yo'dick!"
Meh I made a lot of money off of that effect.
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well
Fuckn' English majors.
I agree Badger annoys me too. lol
You know what else sucks? When people mix up dominant and dominate. One is an adjective, the other is a verb. How does "The Seahawks are a dominate team" make sense to anyone?
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about