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MBGreen

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3690 on: February 29, 2016, 09:45:07 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on February 29, 2016, 09:40:24 AM
The fat chick near me at work talking about the "spicy" pizza she ate on Saturday that ruined her weekend.

"No one else even thought it was spicy!!1!"

Let us know when she farts, should be anytime now.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3691 on: February 29, 2016, 09:46:08 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on February 29, 2016, 09:45:07 AM
Let us know when she farts, should be anytime now.

Couldn't hear it over ther verbal diarrhea coming out of her mouth.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3692 on: February 29, 2016, 09:47:54 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on February 29, 2016, 09:46:08 AM
Couldn't hear it over ther verbal diarrhea coming out of her mouth.

Hopefully you aren't downwind.  If you are....RIP.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3693 on: February 29, 2016, 09:52:07 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on February 29, 2016, 09:40:24 AM
The fat chick near me at work talking about the "spicy" pizza she ate on Saturday that ruined her weekend.

"No one else even thought it was spicy!!1!"

Ah yes spicy pizza, the American classic
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3694 on: February 29, 2016, 11:31:32 AM »
Wtf is spicy pizza
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3695 on: February 29, 2016, 11:32:49 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on February 29, 2016, 11:31:32 AM
Wtf is spicy pizza
Nasty excrement on bread.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3696 on: February 29, 2016, 12:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on February 29, 2016, 11:31:32 AM
Wtf is spicy pizza

Pizza that is spicy.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3697 on: February 29, 2016, 12:27:50 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3698 on: March 22, 2016, 11:29:26 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on February 29, 2016, 09:40:24 AM
The fat chick near me at work talking about the "spicy" pizza she ate on Saturday that ruined her weekend.

"No one else even thought it was spicy!!1!"

This chick is now near me talking about mayonnaise and I want to die
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3699 on: March 22, 2016, 11:35:33 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 22, 2016, 11:29:26 AM
This chick is now near me talking about mayonnaise and I want to die

A woman in my office was going around this morning asking people for mayo packets because she wanted to make egg salad at her desk.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3700 on: March 22, 2016, 11:37:37 AM »
Quote from: Badger on March 22, 2016, 11:35:33 AM
A woman in my office was going around this morning asking people for mayo packets because she wanted to make egg salad at her desk.
Wtf is wrong with people.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3701 on: March 22, 2016, 11:38:28 AM »
Thankfully nobody had mayo because that's freaking weird.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3702 on: March 22, 2016, 11:53:35 AM »
There is only one woman  on our floor, and she barely speaks English.

#Blessed
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3703 on: March 22, 2016, 11:54:53 AM »

Quote from: Badger on March 22, 2016, 11:38:28 AM
Thankfully nobody had mayo because that's freaking weird.

I know you no longer work in midtown, but there should be some delis nearby right?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3704 on: March 22, 2016, 11:56:23 AM »
Quote from: Badger on March 22, 2016, 11:35:33 AM
A woman in my office was going around this morning asking people for mayo packets because she wanted to make egg salad at her desk.

You should've unzipped your fly and asked her if she wanted mayo from the tap.
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