Annoyances

[Badger]

Corporate sellouts like badger and Tommy

FYI I'm a federal sellout

[IATA]

how every douchebag has that stupid derriere Bryce Harper/Macklemore haircut

This kid where I work got that haircut not too long ago. I made sure to tell him I thought it was cool and looked good, seeing as I'm old and have kids. He stopped gelling it the next shift and I think he cut it within a few weeks.

So give it a try!

[Heismanberg]

So there is some MASSIVE flooding going on in South Carolina right now and this moronic bitch just posted this picture on Facebook: 



"This happened near my apartment complex!!  #prayforcharleston"

1.  Kill yourself
2.  I hope her house floods now

There are houses literally underwater right now and this stupid hoe wants to post a picture of an uprooted tree and whine about it?  What? 

[Johnny English]

You should go round to her house and pee through the window, see how she likes the flooding then.

[bojanglesman]

Does mint grow down there?

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Step One: Find one of those floating coffins from the Charleston cemeteries.

Step Two: float the coffin to her apartment.

Step Three: Unload the body onto her doorstep.

Step Four: Tell her to kill herself.

Step Five: Position the bodies so she's eating out the corpse's derriere

Step Six: Masturbate

Step Seven: Call the cops

Step Eight: Watch them masturbate

Step Nine: Profit

[bojanglesman]

Step One: Find one of those floating coffins from the Charleston cemeteries.

Step Two: float the coffin to her apartment.

Step Three: Unload the body onto her doorstep.

Step Four: Tell her to kill herself.

Step Five: Position the bodies so she's eating out the corpse's derriere

Step Six: Masturbate

Step Seven: Call the cops

Step Eight: Watch them masturbate

Step Nine: Profit

yes.

[SixFeetDeep]

Whaaaa... Yeah actually I'm cool with that. Do that^.

[Miamipuck]

I am in, lets do it.

[guinness77]

Iggy truly amazes me sometimes, I must admit.

[SixFeetDeep]

Status update? Have you located a body yet Heismanberg?

[Heismanberg]

Status update? Have you located a body yet Heismanberg?

I made a promise to myself that I would never, ever set foot in Springfield, SC years ago when I drove through it.

That's where the bodies are.  Hopefully they will float out of that town.

[SixFeetDeep]

That whip/nae nae dance is pretty much the worst thing to happen ever

[Heismanberg]

That whip/nae nae dance is pretty much the worst thing to happen ever

agreed

My school is doing a "Hit the Quan" contest during the homecoming prep-rally on Friday.  It will be an awful experience. 

[JFIF]

agreed

My school is doing a "Hit the Quan" contest during the homecoming prep-rally on Friday.  It will be an awful experience. 

I'd roofie myself