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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3465 on: September 29, 2015, 01:01:59 PM »
selfies, no one gives a freak what you look like.
Yep.  I want to punch anyone with a selfie stick.  My wife doesn't understand why they pee me off so much.  I don't either but they make me feel like calling Terry Tate, office linebacker.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3466 on: October 03, 2015, 02:37:24 PM »
"Warrior dash"
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3467 on: October 03, 2015, 02:46:14 PM »
"Warrior dash"

Fat people rolling in mud and taking selfies. Pigs gonna pig.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3468 on: October 03, 2015, 03:35:46 PM »
Fat people rolling in mud and taking selfies. Pigs gonna pig.

Exactly. Nailed it.
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3469 on: October 03, 2015, 06:13:01 PM »
Losing all my freaking collar stays

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3470 on: October 03, 2015, 07:18:55 PM »

Losing all my freaking collar stays

This is annoying but you can buy a box of them at any men's clothing store. Good to have in your room. Bitch to put in though.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3471 on: October 03, 2015, 07:30:07 PM »
Yeah, I'm looking at my options on Amazon.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3472 on: October 03, 2015, 08:43:54 PM »
Corporate sellouts like badger and Tommy
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3473 on: October 04, 2015, 08:56:12 AM »
Corporate sellouts like badger and Tommy

They failed pirate training

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« Reply #3474 on: October 04, 2015, 10:16:45 AM »
Clemson fans complaining that ABC/ESPN cut away from Dabo Swinney's post game interview because he thanked god.

It was a technical difficulty, but let's make something out of nothing because THE SOUTH!
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3475 on: October 04, 2015, 10:24:55 AM »
Clemson fans complaining that ABC/ESPN cut away from Dabo Swinney's post game interview because he thanked god.

It was a technical difficulty, but let's make something out of nothing because THE SOUTH!
Moar guns would have stopped that. 

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3476 on: October 04, 2015, 05:11:20 PM »
how every douchebag has that stupid derriere Bryce Harper/Macklemore haircut
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3477 on: October 04, 2015, 05:15:50 PM »
Losing all my freaking collar stays

Take them out before you go to cleaners. It's also good to ask your dry cleaners if they have extras, they usually have 1,000,000 of those things lying around. I have a 1000 extra myself.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3478 on: October 04, 2015, 05:17:38 PM »

Take them out before you go to cleaners. It's also good to ask your dry cleaners if they have extras, they usually have 1,000,000 of those things lying around. I have a 1000 extra myself.

I thought I made a pretty good habit of taking them all out but somehow I lost the bulk of them this week.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3479 on: October 04, 2015, 07:22:56 PM »
how every douchebag has that stupid derriere Bryce Harper/Macklemore haircut

"Doug" haircuts

mostly Skeeter and Roger