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Tommy

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3435 on: September 16, 2015, 12:23:09 PM »

Everyone seems to be really pissed about these commercials, but we don't appear to have them up here so I still know absolutely nothing about these companies and I'm confused as to how daily fantasy football works given we don't have football every day.

Every player has a value attached to them, so you have $200 to spend on a lineup you think will generate the most points in a given week. At least that's how the Yahoo one works.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3436 on: September 16, 2015, 12:27:16 PM »
I shot an 85 not even close to the course record. I am not Kim Jong-Il



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Hahah not sure where you got the 33 from, but that's what it might as well have been.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3437 on: September 16, 2015, 12:37:40 PM »

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3438 on: September 16, 2015, 12:40:30 PM »
Hahah all in good fun. At least you didn't insult my Mom like Tommy.

Your Mom looks like Tommy?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3439 on: September 16, 2015, 12:52:04 PM »
Your Mom looks like Tommy?

No but they have something in commonm when she's drunk she's a freaking poopchute.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3440 on: September 16, 2015, 12:52:59 PM »
Hahah not sure where you got the 33 from, but that's what it might as well have been.

Don't worry this week I will bet anything, my team will be lucky to get 100 points.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3441 on: September 16, 2015, 01:40:18 PM »
Poker is and that's still illegal, online at least.

It's not illegal anymore.  Hasn't been for some time.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3442 on: September 16, 2015, 01:45:28 PM »
It's not illegal anymore.  Hasn't been for some time.

You can't play poker online in most US states. Nevada doesn't count, you can charge someone for a blow job and have it be legal in Nevada, which I suspect is the reason you live there. hahaha
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3443 on: September 16, 2015, 01:54:37 PM »
You can't play poker online in most US states. Nevada doesn't count, you can charge someone for a blow job and have it be legal in Nevada, which I suspect is the reason you live there. hahaha

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3444 on: September 16, 2015, 01:55:27 PM »
"How much did you make sucking cocks last night, Fen?"

"$250.10."

"Huh, who gave you the dime?"

"All of them."

Hahaha
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3445 on: September 16, 2015, 02:01:39 PM »
"How much did you make sucking cocks last night, Fen?"

"$250.10."

"Huh, who gave you the dime?"

"All of them."

Ha.  He has one of these for his nights on the town.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3446 on: September 16, 2015, 02:03:12 PM »
Really weird. Lebatard show is talking about this exact thing right now.

Said draftkings spent like 20 mil in running 6000 commercials for NFL week 1.

It's being talked about everywhere lately. My Twitter timeline is filled with complaints about DK & FD.

Everyone seems to be really pissed about these commercials, but we don't appear to have them up here so I still know absolutely nothing about these companies and I'm confused as to how daily fantasy football works given we don't have football every day.

I think they do other sports as well. I've seen DraftKings commercials on during Yankees games.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3447 on: September 16, 2015, 02:09:40 PM »
Ha.  He has one of these for his nights on the town.



There's at least 30 cents in there. lol
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3448 on: September 18, 2015, 01:56:46 AM »

That Whip Nene thing.

Awful

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3449 on: September 19, 2015, 04:43:40 PM »