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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3210 on: July 28, 2015, 02:53:50 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on July 28, 2015, 02:23:10 PM
On a related note, people who are cunts to the people behind the register.

Went to get coffee this morning and the woman in front of me wants everyone to know she's a real estate agent working on some big sale.  She's talking loudly on her phone and when she gets to the front, can't be bothered to go on hold.  Poor girl behind the counter has to watch as the woman snaps her fingers and points at the menu.  Nobody has a clue what she's trying to order.  The girl starts running through coffee items and the woman is rolling her hand like she's shuffling through them before throwing up a stop when the girl gets to what she wants.  She pulls out her card and holds it out.  The girl asks for a name for the order and the woman points at her name on the card.  When the girl asks if she's a rewards member, she shoves the card further forward angrily.  Ordered her stuff with absolutely no verbal communication.  When her drink was ready, they asked the girl at the register how to pronounce the name.  The girl said "I don't know, she didn't actually say it" like she was embarrassed.  It took 4 times calling her name for the woman to come pick it up.

Holy excrement what an poopchute. It sucks that coffee places prep your drink in full view because that bitch certainly deserved some extra phlegm in her latte.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3211 on: July 28, 2015, 02:57:14 PM »
Quote from: Badger on July 28, 2015, 02:51:17 PM
I was trying to save your terrible comparison of him to a yuppie. Maybe sit this one out for a while.

my comparison was bang on, like all the rest. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3212 on: July 28, 2015, 02:57:48 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on July 28, 2015, 02:52:07 PM
Can I get my beef lomein without onions, and make sure the spring rolls aren't too crispy.

I just realized you might be the best example of a yuppie on JO.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3213 on: July 28, 2015, 02:58:19 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 28, 2015, 02:57:14 PM
my comparison was bang on, like all the rest. 

"a young college-educated adult who has a job that pays a lot of money and who lives and works in or near a large city"
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3214 on: July 28, 2015, 03:04:23 PM »
Quote from: Badger on July 28, 2015, 02:58:19 PM
"a young college-educated adult who has a job that pays a lot of money and who lives and works in or near a large city, and complains about escarole"

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3215 on: July 28, 2015, 03:06:24 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 28, 2015, 03:04:23 PM
FYP

No, he's a 40-something suburban father, like you. Same demographic.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3216 on: July 28, 2015, 03:07:14 PM »

Quote from: Badger on July 28, 2015, 02:57:48 PM
I just realized you might be the best example of a yuppie on JO.

I really don't consider myself a yuppie. Am I a yuppie? I don't think I am.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3217 on: July 28, 2015, 03:10:03 PM »
Quote from: Badger on July 28, 2015, 03:06:24 PM
No, he's a 40-something suburban father, like you. Same demographic.

I'm not 40
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3218 on: July 28, 2015, 03:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on July 28, 2015, 03:07:14 PM
I really don't consider myself a yuppie. Am I a yuppie? I don't think I am.

You're not...Badger isn't on his game today.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3219 on: July 28, 2015, 03:12:11 PM »
Yuppie stands for Young UPwardly-mobile Professional and dates back to when I was a kid, and it was all red braces, phones the size of housebricks and Golf GTIs. Is Tommy young, upwardly mobile and professional? I have to say I think the term is a little outdated these days.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3220 on: July 28, 2015, 03:15:28 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 28, 2015, 03:12:11 PM
Yuppie stands for Young UPwardly-mobile Professional and dates back to when I was a kid, and it was all red braces, phones the size of housebricks and Golf GTIs. Is Tommy young, upwardly mobile and professional? I have to say I think the term is a little outdated these days.

Wait...if Badger lands this gov't job permanently, does that give him yuppie status?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3221 on: July 28, 2015, 03:16:49 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 28, 2015, 03:15:28 PM
Wait...if Badger lands this gov't job permanently, does that give him yuppie status?


Certainly more so than jonnyd.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3222 on: July 28, 2015, 03:20:10 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 28, 2015, 03:16:49 PM
Certainly more so than jonnyd.

By the time I'm making a lot of money I won't be young any more. But I am a hell of a lot closer than jonnyd to yuppie status.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3223 on: July 28, 2015, 03:20:31 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3224 on: July 28, 2015, 03:20:56 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 28, 2015, 03:16:49 PM
Certainly more so than jonnyd.

perhaps jonnyd was a yuppie in the late 90s....and morphed into whatever he is now.
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