« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 212 213 [214] 215 216 ... 360

Author Topic: Annoyances  (Read 513943 times)

0 Members and 27 Guests are viewing this topic.

Miamipuck

  • Puckstapo
  • Wayne Chrebet
  • ***********
  • Posts: 26350
  • I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3195 on: July 25, 2015, 11:16:44 PM »
Hahahahaha
Logged
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

JFIF

  • Shaun Ellis
  • *******
  • Posts: 5867
  • Head Bent over, Raised Up Posterior
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3196 on: July 26, 2015, 01:24:14 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on July 25, 2015, 10:07:32 PM
sprinkle some bad coke in your pits, JFIF
I sprinkled baking soda. Close enough
Logged

SixFeetDeep

  • Global Moderator
  • Don Maynard
  • *****
  • Posts: 36231
  • uttah disastuh
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3197 on: July 28, 2015, 10:58:47 AM »
freaking yuppies in line in front of me ordering takeout like they're at a 5 star restaurant
Logged
Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45776
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3198 on: July 28, 2015, 11:00:18 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on July 28, 2015, 10:58:47 AM
freaking yuppies in line in front of me ordering takeout like they're at a 5 star restaurant

you could've just posted "jonnyd" to get the same point across.
Logged
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

Miamipuck

  • Puckstapo
  • Wayne Chrebet
  • ***********
  • Posts: 26350
  • I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3199 on: July 28, 2015, 11:06:22 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 28, 2015, 11:00:18 AM
you could've just posted "jonnyd" to get the same point across.

Then it would have been Yeti's and not Yuppies.
Logged
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45776
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3200 on: July 28, 2015, 11:12:03 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on July 28, 2015, 11:06:22 AM
Then it would have been Yeti's and not Yuppies.

jonnyd is closer to Verne Troyer than a Yeti...on the height scale.
Logged
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

Miamipuck

  • Puckstapo
  • Wayne Chrebet
  • ***********
  • Posts: 26350
  • I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3201 on: July 28, 2015, 11:18:28 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 28, 2015, 11:12:03 AM
jonnyd is closer to Verne Troyer than a Yeti...on the height scale.

He's a mix between That guy and an Afghan.
Logged
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

JFIF

  • Shaun Ellis
  • *******
  • Posts: 5867
  • Head Bent over, Raised Up Posterior
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3202 on: July 28, 2015, 01:39:56 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on July 28, 2015, 10:58:47 AM
freaking yuppies in line in front of me ordering takeout like they're at a 5 star restaurant

spit in their kale
Logged

Badger

  • Global Moderator
  • Joe Namath
  • *****
  • Posts: 51871
  • The only one who's not a piece of excrement
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3203 on: July 28, 2015, 01:48:32 PM »
jonnyd is closer to soccer dad than yuppie.
Logged

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45776
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3204 on: July 28, 2015, 01:50:54 PM »
Due to the amount of women under his roof...he's more of a den mother than a soccer dad.

Sent from my SM-G900W8 using Tapatalk

Logged
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

Ignatius J Reilly

  • Guest
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3205 on: July 28, 2015, 02:23:10 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on July 28, 2015, 10:58:47 AM
freaking yuppies in line in front of me ordering takeout like they're at a 5 star restaurant

On a related note, people who are cunts to the people behind the register.

Went to get coffee this morning and the woman in front of me wants everyone to know she's a real estate agent working on some big sale.  She's talking loudly on her phone and when she gets to the front, can't be bothered to go on hold.  Poor girl behind the counter has to watch as the woman snaps her fingers and points at the menu.  Nobody has a clue what she's trying to order.  The girl starts running through coffee items and the woman is rolling her hand like she's shuffling through them before throwing up a stop when the girl gets to what she wants.  She pulls out her card and holds it out.  The girl asks for a name for the order and the woman points at her name on the card.  When the girl asks if she's a rewards member, she shoves the card further forward angrily.  Ordered her stuff with absolutely no verbal communication.  When her drink was ready, they asked the girl at the register how to pronounce the name.  The girl said "I don't know, she didn't actually say it" like she was embarrassed.  It took 4 times calling her name for the woman to come pick it up.
Logged

Ignatius J Reilly

  • Guest
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3206 on: July 28, 2015, 02:24:00 PM »
LOL @ jonnyd as a yuppie.  I can't think of a worse label for the guy, and there are plenty of unflattering ones that fit the bill.
Logged

Fenwyr

  • Shaun Ellis
  • *******
  • Posts: 5611
  • He's the greatest
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3207 on: July 28, 2015, 02:35:48 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on July 28, 2015, 02:23:10 PM
On a related note, people who are cunts to the people behind the register.

Went to get coffee this morning and the woman in front of me wants everyone to know she's a real estate agent working on some big sale.  She's talking loudly on her phone and when she gets to the front, can't be bothered to go on hold.  Poor girl behind the counter has to watch as the woman snaps her fingers and points at the menu.  Nobody has a clue what she's trying to order.  The girl starts running through coffee items and the woman is rolling her hand like she's shuffling through them before throwing up a stop when the girl gets to what she wants.  She pulls out her card and holds it out.  The girl asks for a name for the order and the woman points at her name on the card.  When the girl asks if she's a rewards member, she shoves the card further forward angrily.  Ordered her stuff with absolutely no verbal communication.  When her drink was ready, they asked the girl at the register how to pronounce the name.  The girl said "I don't know, she didn't actually say it" like she was embarrassed.  It took 4 times calling her name for the woman to come pick it up.

Anyone who cannot get off the phone to handle a human interaction need to die in a fire.

How did you resist saying something to the bitch when she was right in front of you?
Logged

Badger

  • Global Moderator
  • Joe Namath
  • *****
  • Posts: 51871
  • The only one who's not a piece of excrement
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3208 on: July 28, 2015, 02:51:17 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 28, 2015, 01:50:54 PM
Due to the amount of women under his roof...he's more of a den mother than a soccer dad.

Sent from my SM-G900W8 using Tapatalk

I was trying to save your terrible comparison of him to a yuppie. Maybe sit this one out for a while.
Logged

Tommy

  • Mark Gastineau
  • *********
  • Posts: 15164
  • I don't get it
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3209 on: July 28, 2015, 02:52:07 PM »

Quote from: SixFeetDeep on July 28, 2015, 10:58:47 AM
freaking yuppies in line in front of me ordering takeout like they're at a 5 star restaurant

Can I get my beef lomein without onions, and make sure the spring rolls aren't too crispy.
Logged
"Wrong!"
Pages: 1 ... 212 213 [214] 215 216 ... 360
« previous next »
Tags: dwarves are cooler than elves jo carnies napkin stax green camaros are annoying ernst rohm loving jews too cool for tags what would you do if i was je hates fun je mastubates with sand paper arent hobbits supposed to be jovial? fenwyr sits when he pees je - flamboyant wordsmith die yuppie scum