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I'm not really sure. Someone should make a US map on how waiters/waitresses freak things up based on your locale.In my stereotypical mind, people in the south take for freaking ever to get you anything and people up north are rude assholes always in a hurry.
Stop going to shitty restaurants and you won't get shitty waiters.
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!? I'll suck yo'dick!"
When the person who brings out my sandwich at Jason's Deli takes 30 minutes to explain to me that there are crackers and muffins on the salad bar that are free and you can get free ice cream. He then takes what seems to be 3 hours to gently place a fork and napkin next to my plate as if it were a bomb that would explode at the least little tremor. It's a freaking fork! Put it down and move on!Very much like the waiter who explains 47 specials on the menu and you just have to sit there and listen and appear interested.I went to Olive Garden one time back in college. The waiter actually explained to me in great detail that "the pink packets are the same thing as Sweet N Low, the yellow packets are Splenda, and the white packets are sugar". I did not even ask him anything regarding sweeteners.
Annoyance: Reading 1 star yelp reviews that complain about the service for five paragraphs and then say: "but the food was good"
Holy excrement, bo writes for the onion:http://www.theonion.com/article/man-forced-come-45-seconds-facial-expressions-whil-50650This article literary just got posted online.
People who drive vehicles with their pets on their laps.Sent from my SM-G900W8 using Tapatalk
freak off, Tammy is always in my lap when I drive her to the vet or anywhere else.
freak TammySent from my SM-G900W8 using Tapatalk
freak you
Put her in the back seat where she belongs....or in your purse.Sent from my SM-G900W8 using Tapatalk
I will stick her in my poopchute.