Annoyances

[Tommy]

I'm not really sure.  Someone should make a US map on how waiters/waitresses freak things up based on your locale.

In my stereotypical mind, people in the south take for freaking ever to get you anything and people up north are rude assholes always in a hurry.

Maybe you're too polite. I just tell the waiter that I'm not interested in specials etc.

[JFIF]

Stop going to shitty restaurants and you won't get shitty waiters.

Not true.

Depends on where. Places with tons of foreign tourists and Automatic gratuity tend to have horrible service and somehow still good food.

[MBGreen]

People who drive vehicles with their pets on their laps.

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[ons]

When the person who brings out my sandwich at Jason's Deli takes 30 minutes to explain to me that there are crackers and muffins on the salad bar that are free and you can get free ice cream.  He then takes what seems to be 3 hours to gently place a fork and napkin next to my plate as if it were a bomb that would explode at the least little tremor.  It's a freaking fork!  Put it down and move on!

Very much like the waiter who explains 47 specials on the menu and you just have to sit there and listen and appear interested.

I went to Olive Garden one time back in college.  The waiter actually explained to me in great detail that "the pink packets are the same thing as Sweet N Low, the yellow packets are Splenda, and the white packets are sugar".  I did not even ask him anything regarding sweeteners. 

Annoyance: Reading 1 star yelp reviews that complain about the service for five paragraphs and then say: "but the food was good"

[bojanglesman]

Annoyance: Reading 1 star yelp reviews that complain about the service for five paragraphs and then say: "but the food was good"

Same with hotels, I hate that excrement.  Some douchebag on tripadvisor will give a hotel 1 star because the bathroom has one speck of dirt in the corner behind the door or they only got 3 extra towels instead of 4.  But the bed was comfortable and the price was reasonable.

[Tommy]

Holy excrement, bo writes for the onion:
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-forced-come-45-seconds-facial-expressions-whil-50650
This article literary just got posted online.

[bojanglesman]

Holy excrement, bo writes for the onion:
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-forced-come-45-seconds-facial-expressions-whil-50650
This article literary just got posted online.

Yes!  Exactly that.

[Fenwyr]

People who drive vehicles with their pets on their laps.

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Not kidding.  Went to Taco Bell last week and the chick in front of me had one of those rat dogs on her lap.  It honestly looked like the dog was ordering.  Got a picture but the sun was in my face.

[Fenwyr]

Annoyance: Reading 1 star yelp reviews that complain about the service for five paragraphs and then say: "but the food was good"

In my line of work, this is the most annoying excrement there is.

[Miamipuck]

People who drive vehicles with their pets on their laps.

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freak off, Tammy is always in my lap when I drive her to the vet or anywhere else.

[MBGreen]

freak off, Tammy is always in my lap when I drive her to the vet or anywhere else.

freak Tammy

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[Miamipuck]

freak Tammy

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freak you

[MBGreen]

freak you

Put her in the back seat where she belongs....or in your purse.

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[Miamipuck]

Put her in the back seat where she belongs....or in your purse.

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I will stick her in your purse poopchute.

[MBGreen]

I will stick her in my poopchute.

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