TIL all cups have handles in the UK. You must have tiny hands to require a handle rather than simply gripping it around the middle.
If it doesn't have a handle, it's a beaker or a mug. It's not about size, it's about the temperature of the contents.
I think the bigger issue here is the fact that JE apparently can't tell the difference between the words "banana" and "vanilla".
I can't tell the difference between anything when I've just got out of bed, don't have my lenses in and am waiting for the coffee to brew. I expect to be able to reach into the fridge, grab something yogurt-shaped and the freaking thing taste nice. I shouldn't have to do stuff like read.