Annoyances

[MBGreen]

Brother Munson

Bo prefers milkin' the bull.

[Johnny English]

All yogurt seems like a joyless breakfast ration to me. And I have it every morning.

I agree entirely, which is why the least they could do is not put revolting flavours like banana in my multipacks, lurking behind the strawberry and raspberry in the hope of fooling me into thinking it's really vanilla. Bastard stuff.

[Johnny English]

England and Canada must be weirder than I thought.  Yogurt comes in a plastic cup in the states.

Really? Your individual yogurts come with little handles on the side? How odd.

[Miamipuck]

Bo prefers milkin' the bull.

Haha That bumbkin is a real dairy man.

[Miamipuck]

I like banana yogurt, in fact I love banana's they satiate my phallic inadequacy.

[bojanglesman]

Haha That bumbkin is a real dairy man.

Funny, I did milk cows for 4 years in undergrad as a part time job.  Best job I ever had. Low stress. 

[bojanglesman]

Sometimes I have a bin of yogurt with my basin of cereal.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Really? Your individual yogurts come with little handles on the side? How odd.

TIL all cups have handles in the UK.  You must have tiny hands to require a handle rather than simply gripping it around the middle.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I think the bigger issue here is the fact that JE apparently can't tell the difference between the words "banana" and "vanilla".

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Sometimes I have a bin of yogurt with my basin of cereal.

No breakfast is complete without a cistern of coffee.

[Johnny English]

TIL all cups have handles in the UK.  You must have tiny hands to require a handle rather than simply gripping it around the middle.

If it doesn't have a handle, it's a beaker or a mug. It's not about size, it's about the temperature of the contents.

I think the bigger issue here is the fact that JE apparently can't tell the difference between the words "banana" and "vanilla".

I can't tell the difference between anything when I've just got out of bed, don't have my lenses in and am waiting for the coffee to brew. I expect to be able to reach into the fridge, grab something yogurt-shaped and the freaking thing taste nice. I shouldn't have to do stuff like read.

[bojanglesman]

No breakfast is complete without a cistern of coffee.

Ever have your cistern of coffee with a cauldron of oatmeal?

[Fenwyr]

If it doesn't have a handle, it's a beaker or a mug. It's not about size, it's about the temperature of the contents.

So what would you call the red or blue plastic party cup you drink beer out of at a keg party?  A beaker?

[Fenwyr]

Who left the bloody blue beaker of beer sitting here?

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Do struggling university students eat Beaker Noodles in England?