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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1605 on: October 23, 2014, 09:17:56 AM »
Also, one of my lifelong dreams is to make the guy trying to cut in late drive into a guardrail or those barrels.

I love it when a big Bubba truck gets pissed off at assholes cutting in at the last minute and drives on the line blocking both lanes so those docuhebags can't pull around.  Some of those assholes still  will damn near drive into a ditch trying to get around.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1606 on: October 23, 2014, 09:53:08 AM »
At a certain point you need to be honest with yourself and admit that you were/are a horrendously bad driver. Like, 20 year old girl texting and drinking coffee while driving bad.

Totally with you on this one.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1607 on: October 23, 2014, 11:40:24 AM »
Guys that are way too into gelling/styling their hair. I don't even comb mine.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1608 on: October 23, 2014, 11:51:14 AM »
Guys that are way too into gelling/styling their hair. I don't even comb mine.

I run my hands through my hair around 7:30 AM and I'm good for the day.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1609 on: October 23, 2014, 12:34:42 PM »

At a certain point you need to be honest with yourself and admit that you were/are a horrendously bad driver. Like, 20 year old girl texting and drinking coffee while driving bad.

Why do you care though? If I want to risk it finding an open spot then what's it to you? What's up with vigilante excrement?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1610 on: October 23, 2014, 12:36:00 PM »
god damn freaking speeding tickets. thats an annoyance.

first time pulled over in 10 years because i was passing an old woman. bust me for a 70 in a 60... -_-

least it's just $52.50 and 0 points, i guess

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1611 on: October 23, 2014, 12:45:45 PM »
god damn freaking speeding tickets. thats an annoyance.

first time pulled over in 10 years because i was passing an old woman. bust me for a 70 in a 60... -_-

least it's just $52.50 and 0 points, i guess
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1612 on: October 23, 2014, 06:37:39 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1613 on: October 23, 2014, 07:14:34 PM »
I've been using it a while. It's all right. I don't see that they're getting anything they didn't previously have.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1614 on: October 23, 2014, 10:20:20 PM »
Fake fireplaces. I find them unsettling.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1615 on: October 24, 2014, 02:41:21 AM »
Girls who post weird photos of themselves on tinder just to show how quirky they are. Just show us your Ts and A and be done with it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1616 on: October 24, 2014, 07:15:45 AM »
Ebola and the media that is scaring the excrement out of everyone.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1617 on: October 24, 2014, 07:16:07 AM »
My bowels they're killing me..........
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« Reply #1618 on: October 24, 2014, 07:49:02 AM »
Hipster doctors who fly back from West Africa get sick, vomit and excrement and then go bowling.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1619 on: October 24, 2014, 07:54:05 AM »
Whining/whiners:

So basically every single poster here, freaking whiners.
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