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#JetsTank
« on: November 24, 2023, 05:07:31 PM »
After losing our fourth game in a row, we now hold the 8th overall pick in the 2024 NFL Draft.
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Re: #JetsTank
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2023, 05:10:29 PM »
This is the number one reason not to let Rodgers play. Protect the high pick so that we can actually protect him next year. Go get me Joe Alt.
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Re: #JetsTank
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2023, 05:11:36 PM »
I'm not even going to argue about tanking this year. I'm not cheering for it, I just don't care.
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Re: #JetsTank
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2023, 05:13:30 PM »
I'm not even going to argue about tanking this year. I'm not cheering for it, I just don't care.
It was more justified in 2020 than now.

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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2023, 05:14:11 PM »
It was more justified in 2020 than now.
It's never justified. I just don't care this season.
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« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2023, 05:14:58 PM »
I'm not even going to argue about tanking this year. I'm not cheering for it, I just don't care.

Playing Tim Boyle is effectively cheering for it
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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2023, 05:16:12 PM »
I'm not even going to argue about tanking this year. I'm not cheering for it, I just don't care.
This is the wildest post I've ever seen from you given your history.

We can still make the playoffs!

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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2023, 05:18:47 PM »
This is the wildest post I've ever seen from you given your history.

We can still make the playoffs!
People were already tank-prone at 4-6. It's epidemic.

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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2023, 05:26:14 PM »
This is the wildest post I've ever seen from you given your history.

We can still make the playoffs!

This is the most hopeless offense I remember watching, and no one is coming to the rescue. I will enjoy the excrement out of tailgating next week, but I've given up on the team for the year.
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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2023, 05:27:01 PM »
This is the most hopeless offense I remember watching, and no one is coming to the rescue. I will enjoy the excrement out of tailgating next week, but I've given up on the team for the year.
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Re: #JetsTank
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2023, 05:27:58 PM »
I'm not even going to argue about tanking this year. I'm not cheering for it, I just don't care.

not caring because there is no argument against the tank this year...it's inevitable.
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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2023, 05:29:20 PM »
Just get the best draft pick possible.  This season is cooked.


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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2023, 05:31:45 PM »
https://x.com/JetsNihilist/status/1728189131677950010?s=20


currently in the 8th spot.  Prime OL positioning.
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Re: #JetsTank
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2023, 05:36:43 PM »
Just get the best draft pick possible.  This season is cooked.
Nobody is going to do that unless you guarantee their jobs next year.

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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2023, 05:39:39 PM »
Nobody is going to do that unless you guarantee their jobs next year.
yeah but still.


EDIT: Our QB position will deepsix us anyway...the tank is inevitable, it just won't be an intentional one.
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