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Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« on: August 16, 2020, 08:44:16 AM »
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2020, 08:50:24 AM »
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2020, 08:51:03 AM »
Good flier if he’s healthy. Barely played last year due to injury. Prob more upside than DT. Seems more of a strictly stretch the field WR though.
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2020, 08:56:22 AM »
We should still sign Demaryius Thomas
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2020, 09:18:31 AM »
Didn't realize he had been in the league for 9 years. 

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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2020, 09:27:11 AM »
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2020, 09:33:02 AM »
Played for all 4 teams in the AFC east.  Incest is best.

Received a pay check from all 4. Never played a snap for the Dolphins.
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2020, 09:49:41 AM »
Received a pay check from all 4. Never played a snap for the Dolphins.

There’s a decent chance he breaks his wrist signing the contract.
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2020, 11:29:12 AM »
We should still sign Demaryius Thomas
I don't think he wants to be here otherwise I'm assuming he would have been signed

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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2020, 11:38:44 AM »
I don't think he wants to be here otherwise I'm assuming he would have been signed

By that logic he should be retired by now.
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2020, 12:01:54 PM »
I don't think he wants to be here otherwise I'm assuming he would have been signed

I don't think he's healthy
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2020, 12:06:25 PM »
How long until he gets into camp?
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2020, 09:28:29 PM »
I don't think he's healthy

Sounds like the past 5 years of his career
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2020, 09:10:18 PM »
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Re: Jets sign WR Hollywood Chris Hogan
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2020, 07:22:35 AM »
I don't think he's healthy

Stash his derriere on tbe PUP if that's the case

It's inexcusable for him to not be on the roster

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