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Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« on: January 16, 2014, 03:13:28 PM »
I'm about 20 minutes into the first episode of this new docu-series about youth football in San Antonio, Texas.  This is one of the most appalling groups of people that I have ever seen.  A couple of these coaches have absolutely no business being around children, let alone coaching them.

First episode is available through this link: 

http://tv.esquire.com/videos/70989-friday-night-tykes-episode-1-weakness-leaving-the-body
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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2014, 03:49:57 PM »
This really pissed me off...more than anything that's happened in a long time. 

Everything that is wrong with youth sports happens over and over again.
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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2014, 03:54:35 PM »
I debating between watching this or the lady that eats dirty diapers. Cannot decide which way to ruin my brain.

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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2014, 03:57:05 PM »
I'm about 20 minutes into the first episode of this new docu-series about youth football in San Antonio, Texas.  This is one of the most appalling groups of people that I have ever seen.  A couple of these coaches have absolutely no business being around children, let alone coaching them.

First episode is available through this link: 

http://tv.esquire.com/videos/70989-friday-night-tykes-episode-1-weakness-leaving-the-body

It goes on everywhere unfortunately. It's bad in hockey as well.
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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2014, 04:18:55 PM »
It goes on everywhere unfortunately. It's bad in hockey as well.

The hispanic coach is one of the biggest pieces of excrement that I have ever seen. 

The way that he's acting at the end of the episode is hilarious. 
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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2014, 05:02:16 PM »
I'm about 20 minutes into the first episode of this new docu-series about youth football in San Antonio, Texas.  This is one of the most appalling groups of people that I have ever seen.  A couple of these coaches have absolutely no business being around children, let alone coaching them.

First episode is available through this link: 

http://tv.esquire.com/videos/70989-friday-night-tykes-episode-1-weakness-leaving-the-body

lol I'm in FL and this is pretty much nothing new to me.

except down here theyd snip it in the bud before it was placed front and center on a damn TV show.

i only saw the previews to the series, makes you want to vomit.

and this is coming from someone who believes the pussification of america is at an all time high.

but you dont treat kids whos nuts havent even dropped yet like your trying to weed them out of the Marines on Ellis Island

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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2014, 05:35:10 PM »
but you dont treat kids whos nuts havent even dropped yet like your trying to weed them out of the Marines on Ellis Island

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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2014, 05:38:22 PM »
lol I'm in FL and this is pretty much nothing new to me.

except down here theyd snip it in the bud before it was placed front and center on a damn TV show.

i only saw the previews to the series, makes you want to vomit.

and this is coming from someone who believes the pussification of america is at an all time high.

but you dont treat kids whos nuts havent even dropped yet like your trying to weed them out of the Marines on Ellis Island


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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2014, 05:39:23 PM »
I don't think we can blame autocorrect for that one.

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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2014, 05:43:40 PM »
I don't think we can blame autocorrect for that one.


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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2014, 12:33:24 AM »
I just assumed all youth football programs were like that in Texas.

My thing is that if it's cool with the parents, then it's alright with me. They ain't my kids.
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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2014, 12:48:19 AM »
It's freaking barbaric (I haven't watched this yet, but I know the rep). Florida is bad too but Texas is really a whole nother level.

My cousin got married and moved out to Houston about 17-18 years ago. Ended up having kids, and her oldest boy was into sports and played football and baseball. Well I guess he didn't make the traveling or varsity baseball team or whatever and basically became suicidal and had a major nervous breakdown. The doctors said this was extremely common for kids in this state, and the coaches and schools put ridiculously absurd pressure on the kids. 

It's like a god damn cult.
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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2014, 01:59:06 AM »
The hispanic coach is one of the biggest pieces of excrement that I have ever seen. 

The way that he's acting at the end of the episode is hilarious. 

He's the Jim Harbaugh of 8 year olds

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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2014, 02:18:26 AM »
My God.  This excrement is crazy.

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Re: Esquire's Friday Night Tykes
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2014, 04:38:33 AM »
The hispanic coach is one of the biggest pieces of excrement that I have ever seen. 

The way that he's acting at the end of the episode is hilarious. 

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