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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #255 on: May 15, 2020, 09:33:05 AM »
Coached a kid named Mocktavious and he just named his son Mocktavion

A culture in decline...
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #256 on: May 15, 2020, 09:37:52 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on May 15, 2020, 09:33:05 AM
Coached a kid named Mocktavious and he just named his son Mocktavion

A culture in decline...

Mock-ToughShop-tavion
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #257 on: May 15, 2020, 09:38:42 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on May 15, 2020, 09:37:52 AM
Mock-ToughShop-tavion

If he has a daughter:  Toughshopia
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #258 on: May 15, 2020, 09:39:49 AM »
He called me to tell me he had a son.

Mocktavious:  "Hey, Co Z!  Had me a son!  Mocktavion"

Me:  "Mocktavi-what?"
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #259 on: May 15, 2020, 09:39:49 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 15, 2020, 08:00:13 AM
I got this chick pregnant (my wife) and now my first born son is on the way, coming this November

DJ Gooch [insert SFD last name]
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #260 on: May 15, 2020, 09:40:54 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on May 15, 2020, 09:39:49 AM
He called me to tell me he had a son.

Mocktavious:  "Hey, Co Z!  Had me a son!  Mocktavion"

Me:  "Mocktavi-what?"

These types of conversations never happen north of the wall.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #261 on: May 15, 2020, 09:42:12 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on May 15, 2020, 09:40:54 AM
These types of conversations never happen north of the wall.

Because north of the wall, fathers name their sons "Little Feather Footed Beta Cuck"
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #262 on: May 15, 2020, 09:44:28 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on May 15, 2020, 09:40:54 AM
These types of conversations never happen north of the wall.
We had a son: Aboot-eeyy.  Hopefully he survives the oatbreak.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #263 on: May 15, 2020, 09:47:04 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on May 15, 2020, 09:42:12 AM
Because north of the wall, fathers name their sons "Little Feather Footed Beta Cuck"

I see you've been here before.....
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #264 on: May 15, 2020, 10:09:22 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on May 15, 2020, 09:39:49 AM
He called me to tell me he had a son.

Mocktavious:  "Hey, Co Z!  Had me a son!  Mocktavion"

Me:  "Mocktavi-what?"

Sounds like a Pokémon evolution chain
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #265 on: May 15, 2020, 10:20:46 AM »
Congratulations, if it's a son, I hope he grows a man-bun.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #266 on: May 15, 2020, 10:36:13 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on May 15, 2020, 10:20:46 AM
Congratulations, if it's a son, I hope he grows a man-bun.
Does he like sausage yet?
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #267 on: May 15, 2020, 11:11:09 AM »
congrats sfd!

dont freaking listen to her when she wants a second.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #268 on: May 15, 2020, 01:33:47 PM »
Disregard IATA, have another ASAP it's great
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #269 on: May 15, 2020, 01:36:18 PM »
Quote from: Badger on May 15, 2020, 01:33:47 PM
Disregard IATA, have another ASAP it's great

Don't even wait for her to be stitched up.....just giver.
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