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How to Dad
« Reply #270 on: May 16, 2020, 12:26:45 AM »
Congrats
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #271 on: May 16, 2020, 12:44:13 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 15, 2020, 08:00:13 AM
I got this chick pregnant (my wife) and now my first born son is on the way, coming this November
Congrats SFD.  Rince & repeat.  : )
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #272 on: May 16, 2020, 02:59:46 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 15, 2020, 08:00:13 AM
I got this chick pregnant (my wife) and now my first born son is on the way, coming this November

Yooo, I just saw this this, congrats!!
We had our our first kid (also a son, because my sperm are LEGIT) in February.  His name? You guessed it: Covidious.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #273 on: May 16, 2020, 03:27:29 PM »
Name: BDD.  Big Dick Deep.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #274 on: May 16, 2020, 05:43:21 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on May 16, 2020, 03:27:29 PM
Name: BDD.  Big Dick Deep.

One of thise things was true.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #275 on: May 16, 2020, 06:01:15 PM »
Congrats man! Its equally as difficult as it is amazing.

Sleep now while you can.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #276 on: May 19, 2020, 08:29:44 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 15, 2020, 08:00:13 AM
I got this chick pregnant (my wife) and now my first born son is on the way, coming this November

Oh excrement! Just saw this. Welcome to the club!
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Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #277 on: May 19, 2020, 08:30:10 PM »
Quote from: Gorilla on May 16, 2020, 02:59:46 PM
Yooo, I just saw this this, congrats!!
We had our our first kid (also a son, because my sperm are LEGIT) in February.  His name? You guessed it: Covidious.

Hey, you too! Congrats!
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #278 on: May 20, 2020, 02:07:52 PM »
Thanks guys. Congrats to Gorilla too. Is the name Harambe still open?
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #279 on: May 20, 2020, 02:09:00 PM »
Also, how do you Dad?
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #280 on: May 20, 2020, 02:28:31 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 20, 2020, 02:09:00 PM
Also, how do you Dad?
Security cameras, beer, yelling, Goldfish, TV.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #281 on: May 20, 2020, 02:36:02 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on May 20, 2020, 02:28:31 PM
Security cameras, beer, yelling, Goldfish, TV.
We bought these giant sacks of goldfish crackers and suddenly my kids aren't into them anymore.

More for me.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #282 on: May 21, 2020, 11:58:02 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 20, 2020, 02:09:00 PM
Also, how do you Dad?

Start practicing the phrase "Go ask your mother"
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #283 on: May 21, 2020, 01:47:56 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on May 21, 2020, 11:58:02 AM
Start practicing the phrase "Go ask your mother"
I've mastered this, my kids will walk right past me to bother my wife and it vexes her
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #284 on: May 21, 2020, 02:02:32 PM »
Quote from: Badger on May 21, 2020, 01:47:56 PM
I've mastered this, my kids will walk right past me to bother my wife and it vexes her

Who said youth is wasted on the young.
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